And Now We Drink Episode 250 with Rory Knox

Keeping it real this week, drinking Sake and hitting the hard questions, Rory Knox joins the table. Rory starts off a wild conversation detailing her experiences in the military. Does she sleep with officers? Then she moves to emasculate Matt Slayer over his narrow urethra. Matt return the favor by shaming Rory for her enjoyment of Chick-Fil-A. Calming down, the two talk about how to properly pay respects to the bar while drinking, their experiences eating shrooms and the health benefits, Rory talks about her attempt to wean off weed and it’s crazy effects on her dreams. Matt discusses his dream to be in mainstream video productions. The duo swap origin stories. The answer to is sex cancerous is finally revealed. Industry talk included how age can effect the roles someone is casted for and how age alone can cause it’s own prejudices. Rory talks about her desire to travel the world, how she was engaged, twice, and the group discusses the existence of Jesus Christ while simultaneously confirming the existence of hell.

• Transcript

  Matt Slayer Rory. How the fuck are you?

  Rory Knox I'm fucking great. I am very excited to be here. Good energy. How are you, Matt? Matthew, man.

  Matt Slayer What are you? My grandmother. Am I in trouble? Well, you would just.

  Rory Knox Call me Rory for I don't know what the long hand of Rory would be. Aurora Anyway, maybe I'm doing great. How are you.

  Matt Slayer Doing? Well. But I feel like I'm in trouble all of a sudden.

  Rory Knox Okay. Okay. We failed in the fall, but dropped the stick. Hi, Matt. What.

  Matt Slayer Am I in trouble? You didn't say I wasn't in trouble.

  Rory Knox That's still up in the air. My friend Oh.

  Matt Slayer Okay.

  Rory Knox Oh, I like your audible sip. That was a good touch. I don't think I have that with the socket.

  Matt Slayer I'm not sure the audience actually appreciates it, but it's sold the bit there so far.

  Rory Knox Terrific.

  Matt Slayer So what we're here to do. So we're starting a little late tonight because Rory had to go get paid.

  Rory Knox I had something come up very last minute, and I'm grateful that things worked out and that Matt was flexible with me.

  Matt Slayer Yeah, I mean, of course. Like, what kind of monster would I be? Like, Oh, no, don't get paid. Come do this podcast for free.

  Rory Knox You know, man, there was a moment I was debating my agents like, Rory, you're not going to turn down, you know, like, this rate for, like, a podcast. I'm like, I was. I was pushing against him a little bit. I was like, I already had it planned. I'm not the kind of person that, like, job stuff same day, you know, bills the day of.

  Rory Knox So I was feeling a little conflicted so I was very appreciative of getting off that call with you afterward and the whole episode.

  Matt Slayer That was actually a call to, by the way.

  Rory Knox Right. Yeah. Yeah. Like Mike, I said, man, I'm an old dog.

  Matt Slayer That it was like this where I just want to judge the tone of my voice when I'm like, Good, fine. Was a date figure out your master plan there.

  Rory Knox Well, no, no, no. It's a respect thing. It's like, I need to inform him as soon as possible because we had this. This plan. Yeah, a little.

  Matt Slayer Did Rory know that, like, that allowed me to not put on pants for much longer?

  Rory Knox That's true. Yeah. Yeah, that.

  Matt Slayer Was win win for me.

  Rory Knox Yeah, exactly. I didn't really fuck up your day. Not only was there I mean, one hour late. Let me state for the record, just one hour. That's not very much.

  Matt Slayer So that's on button for porno time.

  Rory Knox Yeah, no, exactly. And they call that, so.

  Matt Slayer It allowed me to finish the edit. I was working on that. I'd been procrastinating almost all day that I would have been doing post podcast if you'd been on time. So worked up beautifully. As I said, I didn't have to put on my hands till an hour later. You know, if anything, I'm a little upset that you got here as early.

  Rory Knox As early as I did. Yeah. Yeah, look at the record. So I told them it might be eight 30 or 9:00 and I was able to roll here by 8 p.m. and as much as he liked, he also did not like. At the same time.

  Matt Slayer I think I responded with dope and then damn.

  Rory Knox Well first it was Doe and then dope because you typo the first one.

  Matt Slayer Thanks for calling me out for my illiteracy on my own show.

  Rory Knox Hey, I'm just keeping it real.

  Matt Slayer I'm keeping it real literate. Thanks, Rory. Thanks.

  Rory Knox We we never cheer as my friend did not. And now we drink.

  Matt Slayer Norwegian So what have you been doing with yourself?

  Rory Knox Oh, man. Busy times in my world. So I just fit a I just hit my one year anniversary in the industry was the softest club of her golf club. Okay. I guess, like, like, like poetry snaps, you know.

  Matt Slayer It looks like a beatnik type.

  Rory Knox All right, so I just have one year.

  Matt Slayer And I'll go get my beret, like, shave it down to a goatee for you. Real quick and, you know, cool. Danielle.

  Rory Knox Cool. Hands I'm just going to glaze over that for a moment. It gave me a visual.

  Matt Slayer You know, a black turtleneck with a beret snapping.

  Rory Knox Yeah. I salute.

  Matt Slayer The cigaret dangling off.

  Rory Knox Suave mm. Yeah.

  Matt Slayer Well, we go to Perry and.

  Rory Knox Ha ha ha. Say, let me.

  Matt Slayer Anyway, I'm interrupting you with my bullshit, so.

  Rory Knox I love it. Yeah. So I just hit one. You're in the industry, and I guess what I've been doing since then is just trying to hone in further and further on our closer and closer, rather on, like, my own branding on who Roy Inox is. You know, I spent the last year kind of stepping in, looking around. You know, I got into the industry with zero background and sex work.

  Rory Knox I didn't do any cami or onlyfans or any of that. So, you know, and I mean, I.

  Matt Slayer Old school of you.

  Rory Knox Let me see. I was hardly even like in porn porno culture, you know, like I hardly ever even, like, hardly consumed it even.

  Matt Slayer What happened to.

  Rory Knox That? I have well, see, I'm one of the well, I was one of those girls who like, wouldn't masturbate. Instead, I would just, like, get boys to fuck me.

  Matt Slayer Well, you Catholic girls.

  Rory Knox And that is my masturbation is is going on tinder doing the whole rigamarole of finding the right one meeting at the bar, doing the drinks and the talking and then taking them to my car.

  Matt Slayer Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. You don't even make him go get a hotel room.

  Rory Knox No, I mean, okay. I would say more often we ended up at third place, but, yeah, my car is seen. Action.

  Matt Slayer Pro move on. Not taking them back to yours, by the way, Chrono.

  Rory Knox Well, well.

  Matt Slayer Well known, because as the person initiating the hookup, it's a pro move because you're like, when I'm done here, I get to leave. I don't have to awkwardly ask them to lie.

  Rory Knox First or first. Sure. I have had some incidents inviting people over who overstayed, but I think we've all had that anyway. Well, this is why don't.

  Matt Slayer Bring them back here. I go to their place.

  Rory Knox Yeah.

  Matt Slayer So yeah, it's why. So I can just leave.

  Rory Knox That's fair, though. It's a symbolic move for sure. So, as I say, I've always been a sexual I have never done any sex work. I've always been a very sexual person. Before I got deported, I fucked 200 dudes that used that between 25 and 50 girls. I don't know, I.

  Matt Slayer Fucking thought I could only 200 to 200 that are some fucking slacking numbers. A slack girl.

  Rory Knox Man. Let me tell you, I was busy. What's your number is that?

  Matt Slayer I don't know.

  Rory Knox Oh.

  Matt Slayer I have no clue about.

  Rory Knox Keeping track at two.

  Matt Slayer This week. Oh any you know, I have no clue. I it's really fucked up because I've definitely like had partners I don't remember.

  Rory Knox Yeah.

  Matt Slayer I'm sure you have to it too.

  Rory Knox Absolutely. Oh, absolutely. I abused Tinder. Well I was very into escapism in a period of my life and yeah, I don't know, meaning people doing the thing and oh no. Getting that satisfaction was part of my reprieve.

  Matt Slayer You never tried to husband anybody up.

  Rory Knox I have been through this in air quotes for the listeners. I have been engaged, quote unquote, to I think to, I don't know guys before, but this is when I was in the military. Mind you, I have an Air Force background and I mean, it was mostly like the wind, like being infatuated with the guy and the idea of getting married to go to their duty station instead of mine.

  Rory Knox You know, another form of escapism really So, yeah, those things were those engagements, quote unquote, were very not, uh, not very serious and not like like structured under any kind of relationship really.

  Matt Slayer And that also part of military culture too, like getting married off quick.

  Rory Knox Oh, it's so is. Oh, I just got really loud when I answered towards them. Like, would you imagine that?

  Matt Slayer Oh, my God. Microphones. How do they work?

  Rory Knox They know, right?

  Rory Knox Yeah, absolutely. As far as the military culture. And I mean, so is a bunch of just, um, inappropriate sex with people you really shouldn't be having sex with. I mean.

  Matt Slayer You talk to general.

  Rory Knox Husbands and I tell my friend I've never had sex. Okay, probably I, I've never had sex with an officer.

  Matt Slayer You know, this one there active.

  Rory Knox Duty only on like the enlisted side. Actually, I think I might have fucked a pilot as I was a civilian after I got out of the military. Does that count? I mean, it doesn't count for while I was in service, so, you know, I won't count it when I was in the military. You know, I was enlisted instead of on the officer's side.

  Rory Knox So I think the highest I fucked was a master sergeant. And he is eight.

  Matt Slayer So four.

  Rory Knox Seven.

  Matt Slayer Mostly civilian is my normal civilian not? Well, actually, they're mostly civilians on both fronts.

  Rory Knox Yeah.

  Matt Slayer What is it? The seven.

  Rory Knox So it's just like, let's hear, you know, so yeah, yeah, I'm a sergeant and below that is technical sergeant staff sergeant, senior airman, airman, first class and airman basic or airman than airman basic. Anyway, so seven the top, is it nine on the enlisted so I was seven out of nine is as high as I climbed yeah. Cool story.

  Rory Knox Anyway, well, in fact, yeah, people's husbands in the military would, you know, get at me. I would take guys out like onto the airfields because I worked my position was airfield management. So I had access to all of the flight line in my little fucking truck and I worked night shifts a lot. So I would just take a dude out to the ends of the airfield and tucked away security forces couldn't find us or anything and, uh, do the thing and then go back to work.

  Matt Slayer While you are really about the people I saw.

  Rory Knox Through my car and that's a great connection. I would do it.

  Matt Slayer And you feel uncomfortable having sex in the bed? Like.

  Rory Knox I can't remember. I honestly, I cannot even remember last time I had sex in the car at this point. But yeah, I guess it was a pretty heavy venue earlier in my life, even when I was in like, well, like tech school after basic training, we went to tech school and it was they kept us separated males and females.

  Rory Knox And so it was almost impossible to like, co-mingle.

  Matt Slayer But that's probably very fucking intentional.

  Rory Knox Yeah. Oh, absolutely. Like you like the the girls can't go to the guy's dorms. And the guys can't go to the girls dorms, you know, so like, you can't fucking a bed. So I got more creative, you know, people's cars. I like the park behind bushes not like me. This is not very creative, but I was so horny I was horny like.

  Matt Slayer I hate to break.

  Rory Knox You.

  Matt Slayer Humans have been fucking outdoors longer than they haven't been fucking outdoors.

  Rory Knox Hey, that's actually probably really true. Yeah.

  Matt Slayer Yeah. Like, the indoor civilization thing is fairly recent in the whole history of humans. Fucking.

  Rory Knox That's true. And, like, all we've done in that short amount of time, like.

  Matt Slayer We've created a lot of bad places. A lot of bad. Well.

  Rory Knox Yeah, yeah.

  Matt Slayer Fucking indoors. Not being one of them. I like fucking in climate control.

  Rory Knox Anyway, where were we?

  Matt Slayer Well, you don't like fucking in air conditioning. What's wrong with you?

  Rory Knox No, I mean, it's lovely. I want to say it's a need.

  Matt Slayer No, no, it's. It falls under once.

  Rory Knox Okay.

  Matt Slayer Well, it falls under one, and, like, the sex is the me.

  Rory Knox I've never. I've never I guess I've never weighed like like the location that I'm going to have sex on. How much insulation, cooling and everything.

  Matt Slayer I don't know. Sometimes your balls are sweaty and you're like, I don't really want blood.

  Rory Knox Right? Yeah. To get worse. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. Having sex in the summer and, like, they're sweating all over you. Yeah. Yeah, you. I mean, they want to be at a cold controlled climate.

  Matt Slayer I mean, sometimes it's hot, but then afterwards, I always stink. We fucking stink.

  Rory Knox Yeah, but they.

  Matt Slayer I've been led to believe. I've been led to believe it's a thing. Yeah. With my two partners. No.

  Rory Knox Not me. Imagining you. Oh, you smell after sex. All bronzed and sweaty.

  Matt Slayer Occasionally covered in blood.

  Matt Slayer I'm not opposed to period.

  Rory Knox Whatever you're into. Oh, okay. Period. Sex. You know, I totally forgot that people have those. I've had an IUD for the last six or seven years. Of my life, and I have not had, like, a regular period in that time, so I totally forgot that people do that. Get you, get your Redwings. That's what they call it, right?

  Rory Knox Yeah. Back when I did bleed, like, I'm totally not against, you know, and when you they say if the I don't know why I feel inclined to like if the river runs red, take the dirt road instead.

  Matt Slayer To whatever, just go on the river. Who cares I mean, I've.

  Rory Knox Got your.

  Matt Slayer Floaties. I have been on record saying I'll pull out all my fucking beard. I don't care.

  Rory Knox That was another visit or I'm not sure.

  Matt Slayer You go ahead and digest. You can figure it out how you feel about it.

  Rory Knox Yeah. No, I.

  Matt Slayer Don't need a reaction right this.

  Rory Knox Time. I've had threesomes. I've had threesomes with another girl who was on her period, and the guy was also very heavily interested and that's.

  Matt Slayer That's a ballsy move to be like, I'm taking on two partners. What? I'm bleeding. Most women I know are pretty self-conscious about having sex in the first place to be like, I'm taking on to that's. Wow. Bravo.

  Rory Knox Bravo to her as well. Yeah. Yeah. I was definitely an ease into the comfort of the situation to, you know, I was like, oh, I'm on my period. So we'll just, I'll just play with you guys and not do anything. And then, you know, next thing you know, I have like my hand inside her and I'm like, putting it into his mouth all red and bloodied and yeah, I don't know, it just escalated.

  Rory Knox But that was her intention off to get out the gate.

  Matt Slayer But once you had a little.

  Rory Knox Fun train of thought somewhere, like, I'm trying to like, like work backwards, figure out.

  Matt Slayer You got derailed by the pile of blood that you shoved into. Some dude's melted by it's fine. I'm sure that will never forget you anyways.

  Rory Knox So yeah, I never did sex work before getting into for well, actually, I remember part of it.

  Matt Slayer I remember it.

  Rory Knox All right. Exactly, exactly.

  Matt Slayer So you'll be a good podcast host, you know where to bring.

  Rory Knox You know? Exactly because I know what it's like listening to the podcast, you know, and it's like, well, we're getting so far on a tangent, but what was the thing that we were even coming from?

  Matt Slayer Or I don't know if anyone warned you the show's tangents a lot.

  Rory Knox Yeah, no, I love that, but I'm always going to bring you back.

  Matt Slayer That's fine. I'm happy to be here for it. This is your show, Rory. I'm just here to help Sherpa it.

  Rory Knox So help was.

  Matt Slayer Sherpa.

  Rory Knox Sherpa. I thought that's the word that you used it is. How do you define that as a verb?

  Matt Slayer The people that help you up Everest, the Sherpas.

  Rory Knox Okay, so you're here to help me. Okay. No, I got it.

  Matt Slayer It works.

  Rory Knox Yeah, yeah, yeah.

  Matt Slayer I'm not drunk enough to do just like, the random shit out just yet. Also in the Rory got here before I expected. I didn't eat so under an empty stomach. You know.

  Rory Knox I did the same thing. I said I was going to grab a bite and then head over here. And so I drove to this area from my shoe, and I was like, What do I want? I'll just go grab Chick-Fil-A. I got. I drove.

  Matt Slayer Whoa. You're amazing to pick of the chicken on the Internet.

  Rory Knox What oh, shut up.

  Matt Slayer I mean, I'm not judging you either, too. I'm just saying.

  Rory Knox The Fed.

  Matt Slayer A little. You can admit to the crime. You played the.

  Rory Knox First I'm going to jail. I'm going to chicken jail. Anyway, I drove the five or 8 minutes to Chick fil A. The line was outrageous. Like, I kind of presumed that it would be. And so I just drove all the way back here without getting food. So I'm going to get food after that. And Chick-Fil-A will probably be closed.

  Rory Knox I'm not going to have the godforsaken chicken.

  Matt Slayer You were tempted by it.

  Rory Knox But like I've been on a protein thing lately and it's so hard to do like high protein and fast food. And Chick-Fil-A is easy because you can do like I do grilled nuggets and you can actually get like a sorry, I'm an advertisement for Chick-Fil-A right now. I don't mean to be I keep using the the name.

  Matt Slayer Do you like I eat pussy, too? Like I'm a giant hypocrite.

  Rory Knox You could get the the sandwiches, like the filets, the breasts or whatever. The filets oh. Oh, my God. I'm on like a glass and a half now just by themselves without the rest of the sandwich. So I just do that anyway with that amount of protein it's hard to, like, get that level from other places, you know? So, yeah, unfortunately, Chick-Fil-A is ingrained in my diet as a recent study.

  Rory Knox I know it's morally ambiguous.

  Matt Slayer No, it's wrong. It's absolutely.

  Rory Knox Wrong.

  Matt Slayer Oh, I eat there, too, but it's wrong I know it's wrong. Yeah, I do lots of things that are wrong in life. It's okay.

  Rory Knox It's all right. You know, karma is going to balance you out one way or another. If I take a hit for eating at the the bigoted chicken place, then I guess so be it.

  Matt Slayer If that is the worst thing on my karmic skills, like I'm doing okay. It's not like I'm fucking giving them money directly to fund, like. Right, right. They're bullshit. I mean, I'm interested, but I'm also paying. But I'm also paying for low income workers to make a living.

  Rory Knox Yeah. Yeah.

  Matt Slayer It's not like every cent you give to Chick-Fil-A is just like, oh, this is all going against the grain is like, no, you are supporting the people that ask you how they may serve you. And I really like that.

  Rory Knox Yeah, they have such a great process there too. It's so fast. Like, honestly, if I stayed around for like five ten more minutes, like, I could have been through the line. They're so efficient.

  Matt Slayer I mean, you could have ordered on the app before you got there and just walked inside that too.

  Rory Knox Don't make me feel bad about how I chose to spend my time. I didn't coordinate it.

  Matt Slayer I mean, that's having not learned the theme of this episode. I'm just here to make a giant bully.

  Rory Knox Yeah, this water has an expiration date. Isn't that weird?

  Matt Slayer I mean, we all do.

  Rory Knox That's so weird to me. What's in this water that is going to expire? Water but anyway, it's.

  Matt Slayer Going to be less fresh. It's going to be exposed to the sun and.

  Rory Knox Oh, yeah, because, well.

  Matt Slayer No, water, fucking skunks now.

  Rory Knox And I don't like the plastic when it's in the sun. Like the plot. Like, this is a tangent. The plastic leak leaks into the water.

  Matt Slayer We've tension we're like, five, ten.

  Rory Knox Yeah. You know, I'm embracing it at this point. I'm not. We're going to try to trap Detroit. Oh, no.

  Matt Slayer No, I'm.

  Rory Knox Chase.

  Matt Slayer I'm happy to go back to you. Weren't a sex worker before you got in the industry. I'm happy to get back. Oh, I'm paying attention to.

  Rory Knox Because they're.

  Matt Slayer Good. Okay. I'm just not going to tell that story. Okay?

  Rory Knox Oh.

  Matt Slayer Okay. I generally don't ask people how they got in the industry.

  Rory Knox See if I can get a crisp sip on how is that?

  Matt Slayer That's very good.

  Rory Knox Oh, yeah.

  Matt Slayer I approve.

  Rory Knox You.

  Matt Slayer I approve. Now this. I feel like most interviews with adult performers have that question, and that's why I generally don't stare into that one.

  Rory Knox Oh, for sure. For sure. Like the background and all that stuff. Yeah, I guess I was just telling about like, where.

  Matt Slayer No, no, no. I'm interested in what you're doing. Don't. I'm not meaning to be dismissive. I'm happy that it can happen. Natural conversation is just why I didn't like.

  Rory Knox No, response to shame me for eating chicken.

  Matt Slayer A little bit. Just a little bit. I mean, I finally admit that I'm a giant hypocrite, too. I eat.

  Rory Knox It anyway. Anyway, all right, off of that one, you're.

  Matt Slayer Like, before the Internet comes for me. Let's get off the topic.

  Rory Knox I know, I know, I know. It's difficult. It's difficult. Fast, delicious, fast. Food. All of it is evil. Especially, you know, mostly because, like, the treatment of the animals and like, I understand that and like, you know, I've had an ambiguous relationship with meats in the last couple of years in general.

  Matt Slayer I'm honestly amazed that you mean like knowing limited background.

  Rory Knox I know, because.

  Matt Slayer I fully expected you to be vegetarian.

  Rory Knox And. Yeah, I, I try to eat vegan for most meals. I don't think like, humans need me for every single meal. I do think that's about me.

  Matt Slayer Get that out. Shows over. Get out.

  Rory Knox Out, out. That's how I like American meals are center based, you know, it's like. Like the piece of me. And I.

  Matt Slayer Mean, it's a cut.

  Rory Knox From all around it. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. This guy and yeah, the the like I said, with karma, you know, will always find its way back to you the way the treatment of animals and especially with fast food, it's it's all crap, it's all bad, and that karma is going to find you and follow you and you're going to reap what you sow.

  Matt Slayer But, oh, I'm fully expecting when I get to the afterlife.

  Rory Knox Take this life with the convenience factor, you know? So say your things. Say your burn.

  Matt Slayer Oh, it wasn't a burn. I was saying, when I get to the afterlife, I'm fully expecting mortality to be set in there. How many animals?

  Rory Knox Yeah. Have you ever seen this? I talk about shows. I don't know. Yeah, talking about I was ever seen the show. The Good Place of course. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. The whole karmic thing like that, they battle at the end because just for something is as trivial as, like, eating tomatoes, you know, because they're sauced by, like, labor that's, you know, slave labor or whatever.

  Rory Knox But, like, it used to be good, and now it's bad. Well, I'm eating a tomato.

  Matt Slayer I'm still going to help for coffee. Then.

  Rory Knox Yeah.

  Matt Slayer Coffee. There's nothing ethical about coffee.

  Rory Knox Nothing. There's a lot of non ethical things I consume but will catch up with me, I'm sure. But I'm a good person at my heart. Hey, I'm a good person.

  Matt Slayer 100 out of those 200 dudes, like, probably.

  Rory Knox The cow is like so far beyond.

  Matt Slayer That. Oh, no, it's not about the town, about what's are good or what's good. Dudes are bad, like the town. There's nothing wrong with the count. No, no, no.

  Rory Knox As I say, like, the cow is so much more than just 200. By this point, though, you know, in the last year in the industry and probably between 304 hundred now.

  Matt Slayer Are you kidding. There's like 25 dudes that are mostly.

  Rory Knox Yeah, actually I just worked with that guy today that had nervousness. I know that, you know, like 800 scenes, you know, for his site under his belt. So, you know, I realized obviously it's like 800 plus people that he slept with. And uh, actually he did that in 25 years and I've gone through at least a hundred in the last one year of my life.

  Rory Knox So I'm really interested. Sorry, go.

  Matt Slayer You know, Eskimo sisters with another 800 people.

  Rory Knox Yeah, yeah. True. See, we're all connected.

  Matt Slayer Well, also we need to get over the fucking stigma of like how many fucking partners someone's had, like, oh, super.

  Rory Knox Doesn't care if anything I'm proud of. My number is, you know, like I'm experiencing sexual ed.

  Matt Slayer You're.

  Rory Knox Seasoned. Yes, exactly. You know, and like, I'm sure there's, there is a lot of fun for guys to be have with, like, fucking you you know, 18 year olds that have had too many partners.

  Matt Slayer But now.

  Rory Knox I mean, like, like the mental stigma behind it, you know, but you know exactly like like the experience isn't going to be as good as with someone who's fucked 500 people.

  Matt Slayer Yeah. The, the one time I was fucking an 18 year old in my life and I was her second ever partner, like the overall sex was good. But like she definitely at points was like got nervous and self-conscious about shit that was super like.

  Rory Knox Right, right, right. The first season person would yeah. Ads glaze over, although I would.

  Matt Slayer Have had a finger inside of my asshole already and like, oh, like, bro y you run my, you slow slow on this.

  Rory Knox Like.

  Matt Slayer I would not be in the dance.

  Rory Knox At that point. Full fledged sexuality is so much fun.

  Matt Slayer Yeah. But unfortunately, popular media has this whole thing in their head, like, oh, numbers matter and.

  Rory Knox Like, yeah.

  Matt Slayer We are not in the 1800s were like an STI is going to wipe out a whole village.

  Rory Knox Yeah.

  Matt Slayer Like who gives a fuck. I'm going to be probably putting that out on the next day or so. The only SDI that is really bad is pregnancy the worst us to die.

  Rory Knox Yeah I was with you for 18 years, bro, so it's like shit. Like if you do get rid of it then you're in jail for fucking five to ten.

  Matt Slayer Well, I mean depends on how you get rid of it.

  Rory Knox Yeah, it's crazy. What world do we live in now, by the way? Social commentary like that's not okay.

  Matt Slayer I don't live in Texas. There's a reason I don't live in Texas.

  Rory Knox It's more than Texas is. It's crazy. I know.

  Matt Slayer But we're safe in California for the time being.

  Rory Knox Yeah, for the time being. Bless bless.

  Matt Slayer I mean, in California, as long as it's just going to be all angel all day.

  Rory Knox Oh, I respect that. I love that. Yeah, exactly. If California and instigates an abortion bill, then. Then we're all going anal only.

  Matt Slayer Actually, I'm lying. I'm planning to get a vasectomy this year anyways.

  Rory Knox There we go. Hey, that's the other way to do it.

  Matt Slayer Fuck, yeah.

  Rory Knox This man's got solutions, you know?

  Matt Slayer Well, the doctor of the solution, I'm just willing to pay for it.

  Rory Knox Yes.

  Matt Slayer It's like, oh, hey, medical science.

  Rory Knox How much does that cost for a guy?

  Matt Slayer I don't know. Yet. That's.

  Rory Knox It can't be that expensive. I'm sure it's super league. It's super easy, super inexpensive, and yet no man wants to do it.

  Matt Slayer I mean, I'm sure if I claim that I'm mentally deficient, they will give it to me for free.

  Rory Knox I think I read somewhere. Well, let me process what you just said before I jump into the next thing. I'm sure you could get away with a lot. And inside the society, if you claim to be mentally inefficient, deficient, if it I'm in a fist and oh.

  Matt Slayer I just feel like, oh, yeah.

  Rory Knox Jesus. Yeah.

  Matt Slayer It's probably a little dark little dark, do you know to be mentally handicapped to get a free vasectomy. But I'll.

  Rory Knox Do it. Right? Right. You don't want me getting into the population, right? Like to do a deed for society and fucking snip that shit, right?

  Matt Slayer You don't want my genetics.

  Rory Knox You know, who's know what I mean? Oh, God. Actually, maybe this looks like too too rough. And I think people with mental handicaps should be allowed to procreate if they would like to, but they need to understand the risks.

  Matt Slayer That's right. But what if they can't understand the risks?

  Rory Knox They don't know. I don't know.

  Matt Slayer This parent or guardian make that choice for them.

  Rory Knox This is getting complicated, right? I mean, yeah, if you can't actually. If you can't like, like, raise the child, you know, then you shouldn't have the child yeah.

  Matt Slayer But point people have children they can't raise.

  Rory Knox Yeah. Yeah, I'll drink to that.

  Matt Slayer Well, you got kids you got rid of.

  Rory Knox No. Well, no, I was a I was a kid oh.

  Matt Slayer Okay. I was asking. I was asking. I don't know. You now lives like loved one in Germany at an Air Force base. I don't know.

  Rory Knox That's so funny that you say that. I was born in Germany. I had an Air Force base anyway.

  Matt Slayer I. Ramstein, I.

  Rory Knox Did not know it was another one of and I did not leave anything there. Oh, no. Dirty diapers.

  Matt Slayer It all. They're probably not biodegrade yet. They're plastic.

  Rory Knox Isn't. What a dark reality that we're living.

  Matt Slayer Oh, demented. The show gets a little fucked up sometimes, like.

  Rory Knox Oh, this is okay. All your listeners aren't going to care.

  Matt Slayer Okay, that's more.

  Rory Knox And say, no way.

  Matt Slayer That is way more insulting than to sexual partners. Oh, wow, wow.

  Rory Knox Wow.

  Matt Slayer Like, I would rather just had sex.

  Rory Knox With glass bottle and hand about it for myself or. Sorry, I think I've had enough.

  Matt Slayer This is self-service show, lady.

  Rory Knox Yeah, it is.

  Matt Slayer You're allowed to have as much or as little as you like.

  Rory Knox Um, I don't know how big your audience is. I'm sure it's more you.

  Matt Slayer I watched the that you insinuated that, like, that's the most insulting movie you've said to me. I'll fuck at my house.

  Rory Knox Ouch. Ouch. Well, to be fair, I'm still getting comfortable with you, so there might be more insulting things to come awesome.

  Matt Slayer I mean, I hope you've noticed I pulled no punches already.

  Rory Knox So you pulled no punches? Yeah.

  Matt Slayer I've just been with stops.

  Rory Knox But.

  Matt Slayer Like, I've just been freely saying my bullshit is true.

  Rory Knox Yeah.

  Matt Slayer Cheers.

  Rory Knox Where did you learn the tab? The pain goes up, down, up.

  Matt Slayer Or, you know, from some bars. Scumbag.

  Rory Knox I'll see. The only people I know who do that are like military folk know. Are you for use? Just something you learned?

  Matt Slayer Yeah. Let's respect to the bar for sure.

  Rory Knox Oh. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Is that what it comes down to is like you're including the bar. Oh, my God. I've been doing this my whole. Well, I'm not going to say my whole life for the last. Oh, my God. Eight years and I had no clue. But now everything makes sense.

  Matt Slayer Yeah, that's respect to the bar. No, no. I'm just to.

  Rory Knox Say nothing else about tonight. At least I learned that.

  Matt Slayer I'm a classically trained drunk.

  Rory Knox Yeah.

  Matt Slayer Why is that not a t shirt? Fuck future man.

  Rory Knox Merch.

  Matt Slayer Yeah, I do. Homosexual.

  Rory Knox Oh, yeah. That's going to be a team future.

  Matt Slayer Matt, remember to put on a teacher.

  Rory Knox I'm a classically trained drunk that's it.

  Matt Slayer Well, the shirt will just a classically trained drunk. Doesn't say I'm on the class.

  Rory Knox Of course. Of course. If you're wearing the the label then you're not going to.

  Matt Slayer I wonder if classically trained, drunken, mistaken, I should not be drunkenly buying your ass.

  Rory Knox That's so funny. But you know, with, like, the random chaos and order of the universe, it probably is taken like it's crazy. I mean, the things.

  Matt Slayer We're doing fine with.

  Rory Knox This. Yeah, he's doing the research right now.

  Matt Slayer Yeah, that that happens on the show. Like, I do fact-check shit sometimes, though.

  Rory Knox I respect that. I love your capability to be able to do that.

  Matt Slayer Well, I appreciate that. You appreciate that.

  Rory Knox This is so it's.

  Matt Slayer A welcome to the show.

  Rory Knox Welcome to the show.

  Matt Slayer Well, that's so can I be reached classically trained drunk dot com maybe purchase later depending on how much I drink.

  Rory Knox I love the it's just identified like you identified with it so much.

  Matt Slayer I mean it's branding. It's good branding.

  Rory Knox How old were you when you lost your virginity? 16. Not bad.

  Matt Slayer Why are you asking me the standard porno girl questions?

  Rory Knox I don't know. I was just.

  Matt Slayer I mean, my parents know what I do too. Well, parent the other one's dad.

  Rory Knox But whom did they know before they passed?

  Matt Slayer I we were estranged, so. And soon as he died of Alzheimer's, I don't think he knew.

  Rory Knox Chips the dude. It's crazy. So that runs in your family. Do you do anything to to, like, negate that you drink? No.

  Matt Slayer It's primarily transferred from the mother's side. So I'm not super worried about it.

  Rory Knox Oh, okay.

  Matt Slayer I'm a little worried, but because actually, that is the most terrifying thing ever to lose your mental faculties.

  Rory Knox Yeah. There's things that you could do now to to combat. That is where I was going, like neuro neuro tropics. And I mean, adaptogens will help you do.

  Matt Slayer It for mushrooms.

  Rory Knox Yeah. Oh, yeah. Look at I if I can phrase mostly all types of mushrooms, I will not only do psilocybin.

  Matt Slayer Well, those are the ones I do.

  Rory Knox Oh, yeah. I'm talking about, like, Lion's Mane and Taiga, and I.

  Matt Slayer Know those are good for.

  Rory Knox Reishi.

  Matt Slayer They won't help me see God.

  Rory Knox But it'll help you maintain your body and brain for longer. It's crazy what they do. I've been, like, reading in a lot of it lately.

  Matt Slayer Know, there is I think there is a documentary on Netflix about shrooms that were really good.

  Rory Knox Yeah.

  Matt Slayer That got the line. Them and all that shit, too.

  Rory Knox Yeah, I really should.

  Matt Slayer I should. I should do a lot of things that I don't do baby stuff. Right in the psilocybin.

  Rory Knox Yeah. No, at least you're doing that, you know, at the bare minimum. And occasionally I just hit the mic with my mouth. I'm sorry.

  Matt Slayer The mike will forgive you. I may not, but the NyQuil.

  Rory Knox Terrific. Terrific. Um, but. Yeah. Hey, at least you're doing, you know, shrooms. Shrooms, because that's going to put you levels ahead. Levels further than the people that are. You know, there's.

  Matt Slayer You got to stop doing them late night, though. You're okay.

  Rory Knox Yeah, but next weekend, I get a folded like a pretzel too much and see my chiropractor more anyway.

  Matt Slayer The life problems.

  Rory Knox Well.

  Matt Slayer It was one of those things, like, I stopped taking shrooms, and, like, I asked the dude hostages late night.

  Rory Knox Mm hmm.

  Matt Slayer Last time I did shrooms, I'm like, I decided at midnight, like, I'm going to do, like, a meth. And then, like, an hour and a half later, I'm going to do another captain's. Damn.

  Rory Knox Yeah. When when you replied to something of mine about shrooms, you said macro dos, and I wasn't sure if you meant microdot.

  Matt Slayer Oh, no, I did not mean micro. Oh, yeah.

  Rory Knox I want you only do it in big trips. Have you ever tried microdosing?

  Matt Slayer No, I.

  Rory Knox What I do, it's levels of beautiful. It's like the perfect buzz. Do you smoke weed?

  Matt Slayer Nope.

  Rory Knox Oh, happy for 20, by the way.

  Matt Slayer Happy fourth time. We are recording this one for 20, so I have no problems with it. Except that she puts me on my ass and unconscious.

  Rory Knox Okay. Got you. Yeah. I've been weaning myself off of weed lately. I was like a habitual at least two joins the day stoner like smoke in my car while I'm driving and stuff. Especially like just airborne and.

  Matt Slayer Crimes on the Internet. I mean, we just were, but so, I mean, criminal charges aren't lawsuits.

  Rory Knox Suck anyway.

  Matt Slayer Allegedly.

  Rory Knox Or at least I could do that if I wanted to, but I don't have.

  Matt Slayer A dream, Spencer, to wind yourself off of it.

  Rory Knox They've been fucking weird and lucid, and I remember all of them, and it's crazy and it's so I just noted the other day that, like, my cat has been finding me in my dreams. Like, he's just been coming along, you know, like he is in my dreams. And when I wake up, like, from a dream that has my cat, he's in bed with me.

  Rory Knox Like, something. Like what? Like level of connection is my consciousness making, you know, where? Like, it's aware that my cat is entered my bed, and then all of a sudden, my cat is, like, with me, and my dream is there is something. Is there something it should.

  Matt Slayer Hide your totem?

  Rory Knox Oh, no. He definitely is my muse. Is an artistic muse of mine, for sure. He might be a totem. Was that out? Anyway.

  Matt Slayer I'm not gonna shut up. Come on.

  Rory Knox Oh, no. I love it. It's awesome. Have you ever played a game on the PS4 called Until Dawn?

  Matt Slayer What's a PS4?

  Rory Knox Man? Because it's like a choose your own adventure horror game, and they have, like, totems in it, and that just made me think of that.

  Matt Slayer What's best.

  Rory Knox For it? I that console from is it like five years ago now? No, the PS5 just came out.

  Matt Slayer A two years.

  Rory Knox Ago. Are you like an Xbox guy? I am. Oh, oh. I hit the mike against like that.

  Matt Slayer I'm so offended by you. Anyway, Microsoft support.

  Rory Knox That.

  Matt Slayer I imagine primarily a PC gamer at this point.

  Rory Knox Okay. What do you play?

  Matt Slayer Well, my community and I have just got back from the Grand Theft Auto Online community. Oh, yeah? I twitch stream, so it's okay.

  Rory Knox My sister like this, she lives in Arizona. She works from home.

  Matt Slayer I'm sorry.

  Rory Knox Yeah.

  Matt Slayer Arizona part.

  Rory Knox Yeah. I don't know. She's like, so isolated that well, just because she's not, like, social, she's, like, very different for me. Anyway, she works from home, and so she ends up spending all of her time at home like, I think between, like, grocery runs. She does not leave her apartment, but she while she's working, she watches Twitch streamers play.

  Rory Knox So are you worth taking? Of course. It's good to see as well. Why did I say that?

  Matt Slayer I mean, that is up for you to decide.

  Rory Knox Yeah. I might be like, hey, hey, watch this. How often do you stream?

  Matt Slayer Not as much as I was during the pandemic. Right now, Thursday nights when there's air.

  Rory Knox When they imagine you're very, very entertaining. Do you drink while you stream?

  Matt Slayer Um, my audience can actually buy me shots. Oh.

  Rory Knox Oh, I love that. Like, tip you, and then you. You shoot.

  Matt Slayer So they get for on channel points. So if you watch long enough, you can redeem 20 channel points and maybe do a shot after the first four during the stream, you have to pay $5 per.

  Rory Knox Shot on time, that's all. Bam.

  Matt Slayer 00. There have been some streams or like I've been.

  Rory Knox So you, you make your income straight up just like from, from random facilities around the internet and like you're editing etc. stuff. Yeah. Hey, how are ya. I love that you're a content creator like outright.

  Matt Slayer Forrest.

  Rory Knox I do a thing. Do you make any porn? Have you hurt me personally? Yeah.

  Matt Slayer No.

  Rory Knox No, no. It's edit people's porn.

  Matt Slayer I mean, I've.

  Rory Knox Ever wanted to know.

  Matt Slayer Not once. I'm sure I've talked about this on there, but my ambition is getting in. The industry was a compromise on my mainstream film ambitions. I'm originally from Chicago.

  Rory Knox Yeah.

  Matt Slayer And I got started hanging around people in the industry at a bar I hung out at. Like there was a Burning Angel night at the bar. I hung out. And at that point, there are like seven performers performance.

  Rory Knox On the mainstream side of production. And then you you crossed over.

  Matt Slayer I was into almost four production.

  Rory Knox Oh, okay.

  Matt Slayer I wanted to be.

  Rory Knox Oh, God.

  Matt Slayer At that point I was working in a fucking armed security.

  Rory Knox OC.

  Matt Slayer And on a.

  Rory Knox Cross or something.

  Matt Slayer I worked for an armored car company.

  Rory Knox Oh, okay. I never seen Baby Driver, but this immediately reminded me of that. Did you ever get robbed? Nope. Okay. That's almost all. You did a good job, then.

  Matt Slayer Almost shot someone once, but.

  Rory Knox Oh, shit. Well, I'm glad you didn't mean to. That would be a huge karmic weight. Well, probably. I don't know.

  Matt Slayer It would have been a lot of bad.

  Rory Knox Yeah.

  Matt Slayer A lot of bad.

  Rory Knox Anyway, I'm glad it didn't come to that anyway, too. Anyway, also. Anyway, anyway, tell your story.

  Matt Slayer So through them, I met some other people, and, like, I eventually got started doing road work for people. Like, I went on the road with feature dancers conventions sort of like that and met more people. I ended up in Vegas in 2011 through a director of through Adam and Eve that I was from that I'd become friends with who's like, I'm opening a studio.

  Matt Slayer I'll have work.

  Rory Knox I was in 11th grade at this time. Go on.

  Matt Slayer Oh yeah. No, I've been in the industry for over a decade. I'm fucking old and this.

  Rory Knox Guy's really all.

  Matt Slayer Yeah, real old. Real fucking.

  Rory Knox Old. Yeah.

  Matt Slayer I'm just happy I still live here. My dick works. So those are both things that, like, I wasn't sure going to happen at this age.

  Rory Knox Oh, yeah. I'm happy for you.

  Matt Slayer Thank you. My audience is happy for me too.

  Rory Knox Oh, yeah.

  Matt Slayer So I moved to Vegas I was able to transfer my day job and let it go. I just started picking up more already, getting some occasional production work occasionally. Like I'd done a handful of non six performances. Like I was nominated for an ABN in 2018.

  Rory Knox But like a supporting.

  Matt Slayer Best on sets performance.

  Rory Knox Yeah, it.

  Matt Slayer Was. And maybe in 2018 I'll show you the footage afterwards of me bombing in front of the whole industry at ABC team.

  Rory Knox I love this. Yes. Okay, I'll try to remember that I'll remember.

  Matt Slayer I'll just be like, hey.

  Rory Knox How do you remember while you're drinking?

  Matt Slayer I've done this once or twice. Fair out there hundreds of episodes of me doing this fair. But at the time it was one of those things where like I don't know anyone who does mainstream film. Nobody as you could tell by my movie collection in the next room, I like movies and I always wanted to fucking do film.

  Rory Knox Hmm.

  Matt Slayer I knew fucking dumb people that did porno went well, maybe I could create something this way. I never had.

  Rory Knox To be so satisfied.

  Matt Slayer But now.

  Rory Knox Oh, fuck.

  Matt Slayer Well, because at the end of the day, I've worked on other people's projects, right?

  Rory Knox Oh, is there something in you that you feel like the drive to produce.

  Matt Slayer A 100% like.

  Rory Knox Well done that?

  Matt Slayer Honestly, part of it was like a skill set up until a couple of years ago.

  Rory Knox Okay. I'm excited for there's. There's another chapter of your life, Matt, that's coming. That is you like like fulfilling those visions that you have.

  Matt Slayer Well, it's one I've talked about this on air before, but the one of the things I think porn is material is the equivalent of episodic television.

  Rory Knox Yeah. Yeah. Keeping them familiar with a certain like cast in a.

  Matt Slayer Certain cast iron bar. But there's so much you can do over like a ten or 20 episode season that you can't do enough. Even a feature.

  Rory Knox Do you want to do that inside of you want to you want to do porn? Oh, I love the idea.

  Matt Slayer So I bought the domain years ago for quantum locum.

  Rory Knox Okay.

  Matt Slayer Are you familiar with Quantum of Blood?

  Rory Knox Quantum Leap I'm drawing a blank here.

  Matt Slayer It's. It's definitely before your time.

  Rory Knox Yeah, it's. Oh, it's a movie.

  Matt Slayer It's a TV show.

  Rory Knox Oh, it's a TV show. Okay. Okay. It's. No, I'm just thinking of, like, the term quantum leap and trying to.

  Matt Slayer So Sam Beckett signs it out. Scott Pattillo played Dr. Samuel Beckett, and the whole play shows. He puts himself into a time to really leaps into other people's bodies, and he can only make his next leap after he writes historical wrongs. You know, things that went historically wrong. He has to write historical wrongs. It went on for God.

  Matt Slayer I have to do how many seasons for him?

  Rory Knox Quantum leap. That sounds like it would immediately, like, just not work because it's like the butterfly butterfly effect. So you go back in time and you you address something and then all of a sudden you don't exist anymore, do they? Do they address that in the show?

  Matt Slayer Fuck, no, it's on NBC.

  Rory Knox God, I hate that. That's that's not realistic. I mean, I'm stopping Hitler and then all of a sudden, like a.

  Matt Slayer Gerbil still.

  Rory Knox Comes completely different world that we, we, you know, we live in today's Hitler's birthday but do that I just start with reminded me of that and then he went on to ramble like I'm not he's like I'm not a Nazi. And he's like, I'm not sure I said that and I'm repeating it. So I also said.

  Matt Slayer Did you look around for swastikas?

  Rory Knox I said, there is nothing that.

  Matt Slayer Says Bolt.

  Rory Knox I thought.

  Matt Slayer Oh, Jesus, I must take a drink now.

  Rory Knox There's something so satisfying about getting the sip on on audio, you know, because it's like there's something with me. It's like you're slipping with me. Breaks the fourth wall, talks I don't you directly.

  Matt Slayer I want the audience to feel like they're drinking with us. I do. My idea for Quantum Load, I've talked about this on air. I'm sorry for all the old school audiences heard this yeah. Dr. Samantha Beckett. All right. Hook ups that once went wrong, like the main character just jumps and other people's buys them, right? You know, these are the right hook ups.

  Matt Slayer It's that fucking simple.

  Rory Knox Like someone who got distracted while he was, like, fucking. So he couldn't not or does she goes into their body and she's like, no, we're going to focus on this.

  Matt Slayer And then, like, not even that. Like, Oh, hey, if I don't want to hold that girl at the bar, like, that would have been a hook up Mm.

  Rory Knox Okay. Yeah.

  Matt Slayer That's the, the easy porno set up for that.

  Rory Knox See, this could still fuck up the timeline because then, like, you know, you're creating more situations where you might create a human and then all of a sudden, like, you've created the next fucking Jeff Bezos or something.

  Matt Slayer I mean, do I get residuals off career in the next Jeff Bezos?

  Rory Knox No, you. Nothing.

  Matt Slayer I mean, he didn't sign a prenup with his wife. He's not really good at business.

  Rory Knox Yes, right. A few years ago, she ended up with half of it.

  Matt Slayer She became the richest person on the planet.

  Rory Knox But I mean, frankly, it was half of everything he had at the time. I'm pretty sure he has more now.

  Matt Slayer She's still ended up like I'm sure you was.

  Rory Knox He like, let me cut my losses now, like while I'm still little early.

  Matt Slayer I don't know. But I mean, I'm sure in your vast experience, I know I have there are definitely some people I would have talked to him like, oh, I get to be the fifth richest person on the planet. Fucking you, okay? Even if the sex wasn't great.

  Rory Knox Yeah. Yeah, right. But hey, whatever. Whatever. I have to pee right now.

  Matt Slayer I hope you were in the diaper.

  Rory Knox Can we take a bathroom?

  Matt Slayer Yeah, we could take a.

  Rory Knox This is fun. All right. And so you, like.

  Matt Slayer Stop talking about it and go do it. Rory appeals like a dude. Like that was so fast.

  Rory Knox Yeah, I have, like, a whole system. I don't know. It's so.

  Matt Slayer And there's a system.

  Rory Knox No, maybe I just. Oh, my urethra. Moving on.

  Matt Slayer It's okay. I have a narrow on. I'm pretty sure it's honestly one of our popular concerns that there isn't porn like that. Either. I have a narrow urethra or most male sounds and sounding. It's one of the other.

  Rory Knox How do you mean?

  Matt Slayer My people's ideas, I feel, looks smaller than most dudes. I see.

  Rory Knox I'm film interesting, but you could, like, visually make that assumption.

  Matt Slayer I mean, I could be completely wrong. I've been wrong before.

  Rory Knox Should we stick something in it?

  Matt Slayer No. Absolutely no. No.

  Rory Knox There's only one way to find out from your mouth.

  Matt Slayer I mean, we have eyes, so people could just eyeball it.

  Rory Knox I mean, no. For science, we need convincing.

  Matt Slayer Precisely. You want to be Jesus. Rory, what am I signed up for?

  Rory Knox See you. Okay. Fortunately, there's nothing fortunately for you, there's nothing around me at this immediate moment. That would be a good start, so. Well, I guess we'll just go with you or something.

  Matt Slayer We'll go with my hypothesis.

  Rory Knox Yeah. Mm.

  Matt Slayer Wow. Oh, that is so quickly, Rory. But I.

  Rory Knox Really did. I came back from the restroom with a fire. For some reason.

  Matt Slayer I peed on. I will let loose all this alcohol. I'm going to step inside.

  Rory Knox Max's water bottle. I brought the light expires, then expired. It's expired or expires in 20, 24 it's not crazy that water expires.

  Matt Slayer In 20, 24. It just gives you cancer a day later. It's just like, here's your cancer.

  Rory Knox Do everything gives you cancer.

  Matt Slayer And now it's up.

  Rory Knox Stocks I'm sure that's not true. I'm sure you cancers, you cancer scares you cancer.

  Matt Slayer We both have cancer.

  Rory Knox I know you are, but what am I.

  Matt Slayer That don't make sense?

  Rory Knox Oh, boy.

  Matt Slayer I said we both have cancer. I was just a.

  Rory Knox Group, and I was like, I don't know. Anyway.

  Matt Slayer I mean.

  Rory Knox Perhaps, perhaps. I think all of our bodies are. Well, our bodies are definitely written with microplastics.

  Matt Slayer Oh, yeah.

  Rory Knox Sure, sure. I've been seeing a lot. Means with microplastics lately to get you. We're starting to get very aware that.

  Matt Slayer Yes, you realize you've got a boo.

  Rory Knox Boo from that snore. No, you're no.

  Matt Slayer Proof against.

  Rory Knox It's.

  Matt Slayer When you're in insert in your butthole.

  Matt Slayer How did you.

  Rory Knox Know in your butthole?

  Matt Slayer How do I know what pooping is that you don't.

  Rory Knox You're older than me.

  Matt Slayer Yeah, that's young. And then now people my generation was saying tampons full of fuckin vodka and they're assholes.

  Rory Knox Was that maybe they were age or was other people after me? I don't know or I don't know. How old are you?

  Matt Slayer I don't know how old you are.

  Rory Knox How old are you?

  Matt Slayer How do you think I am?

  Rory Knox Are you inside of your you're inside of your thirties.

  Matt Slayer I am not.

  Rory Knox Inside of your toilet. Just kidding. Yes.

  Matt Slayer Really, really rough mileage. Real rough.

  Rory Knox Mileage. So you're in your forties now? Yeah. Early forties. 41. 42.

  Matt Slayer Now. Super late forties.

  Rory Knox Bullshit.

  Matt Slayer You're right.

  Rory Knox This fucking guy. I will say I'm 27. How old are you?

  Matt Slayer So you're a MILF?

  Rory Knox I mean, inside of the industry. Right?

  Matt Slayer So, I mean, you haven't gotten your tits done, so that still isn't stopping for MILF stuff.

  Rory Knox Yeah. Yeah, it'll come though. It'll come. I mean, today I play the teen although the dude only like I was replacement talent. So, like, the dude talked to my agent and knew how old I was and didn't book me because he knew how old I was until he needed me last minute. And then he's like, oh, yeah, you're super.

  Rory Knox Like, you're way, way cute in person. You can totally play, you know, like, you're you're new, perfect. But people as soon as they find out how old you are in the industry, you know, like, they, they either calling you in or calling you out.

  Matt Slayer I know. Like, I don't know why the equipment's breaking the show's over. Oh, my God.

  Rory Knox What's going on?

  Matt Slayer I'm just being a shithead. Go, Mommy.

  Matt Slayer A 27. Oh, God. Why are you on my show?

  Rory Knox Oh. Oh, okay. That's the joke. All right. Oh, 43.

  Matt Slayer 41, 41. Thank you.

  Rory Knox That's actually not very old.

  Matt Slayer I feel like a did close to death every day, so I disagree with you.

  Rory Knox That's fair.

  Matt Slayer Like, I was in a bar on nine 11.

  Rory Knox Where.

  Matt Slayer Should I go?

  Rory Knox Okay.

  Matt Slayer I mean, I was under age, but I was in a bar on my.

  Rory Knox Way to 2001, so 41 -21 is 20 hey, I did.

  Matt Slayer Any producers out there looking for someone who could do math? Rory is. You're a performer.

  Rory Knox All right, what else do we discuss?

  Matt Slayer Everything. Anything? Yeah, I'm sure at 27. Let's see you were, you were barely in preschool and nine 11.

  Rory Knox I was 21 so that's first grade. I was fortunate to be born in 95. So whatever year after 2000 that it was, that's what grade I was in. So 2002, I was in second grade, you know, 2013, 12 I was a senior so. 2001. Yeah I was in first grade.

  Matt Slayer Were you on a military based on murder.

  Rory Knox No, I was I was just over the hill I was going to say like was city, I was that I was like no don't do that.

  Matt Slayer I mean you can say a city.

  Rory Knox I know if I live so close to the area that I grew up in, Germany, you live.

  Matt Slayer Close to Germany, you.

  Rory Knox Know, so I was born in Germany, but then I lived in I lived in Italy until I was four. And then I my parents, you know, we moved my parents got out of the military and moved to Southern California. So I grew. Both your parents in Boulder? Yeah, they were. And that's how they met. So okay. Yeah. Here's an avenue we can talk down.

  Rory Knox Yeah.

  Matt Slayer Me like this is safe.

  Rory Knox This is.

  Matt Slayer Safe. This is something we can safely talk about.

  Rory Knox Oh, yeah. Both my parents were in the Air Force. I was born on an Air Force base in Germany. I lived in Aviano, Italy, until I was four and moved to Southern California because both my parents got out of the military, which made me think when I was 19 and I at the job, I was working which was in medical records, doing data entry.

  Rory Knox I couldn't move up in the company any further than I was out without like college education. So, you know, I realized my parents had this crazy experience, like joining the military and going overseas. And, and so I did that thinking that I would go to Europe. I went through basic training the whole rigamarole, you know, swore my my hands in the Air Force and got sent to Bomb Park, Illinois.

  Matt Slayer We're in Illinois.

  Rory Knox Southern Illinois, away from anything.

  Matt Slayer Like Carbondale or.

  Rory Knox Like 30 minutes east of Saint Louis, Bellevue. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's. You familiar with it?

  Matt Slayer I'm from Chicago.

  Rory Knox I know about I know Illinois. Yeah. In Bellville, like silo area.

  Matt Slayer Oh, yeah. No, I know they're. Yeah, actually Waffle Houses there.

  Rory Knox I fall in love Waffle House. Yeah. That's what makes motherfuckers we.

  Matt Slayer Are in the south of the nearest one. Is that fucking Phenix?

  Rory Knox Well, that's the nearest one to here man. I have my parents are moving the Phenix Road trip I'm going to make. Yeah, I'm going to make a mental note whenever I go visit the zoo.

  Matt Slayer Well, you're not going to take me without a map.

  Rory Knox We could definitely road trip to the fucking Waffle House. That would be fun. You like an on the go episode? Like we can record. Well, we're fucking driving. That'd be amazing.

  Matt Slayer I'm down.

  Rory Knox Dude. That's amazing. Yeah, I love that. I love this idea.

  Matt Slayer And we're just doing a podcast on the way to Waffle House. Yeah, and ours is a Waffle House.

  Rory Knox We only going to Phenix for Waffle House. I'm here for it. Anyway.

  Matt Slayer Everything else about Phenix is horrible.

  Rory Knox So, yeah, I thought I was disillusioned. I thought I would go over to Europe and be able to, you know, explore the world and, you know, have, like, my own adventures, whatever. Granted, I had a bunch of friends who I went through basic training with who did get to go do all the fun things. I got sent to Illinois, and then I got sent to Washington State 3 hours from Canada.

  Rory Knox Even on the funny side of Washington, around Seattle.

  Matt Slayer Like around Mt. Vernon or.

  Rory Knox I don't know how close Mount Vernon was, but Spokane.

  Matt Slayer Oh, I know where Spokane is.

  Rory Knox Of course you do.

  Matt Slayer Believe it or not, I'm ridiculously well traveled yeah.

  Rory Knox Now I'm realizing that now.

  Matt Slayer I don't mean to brag on my own show, but 45 fuckin states. So like, oh, 45 states just.

  Rory Knox Yeah, I have six continents. Oh, there's something sexy about, well, troubled, man.

  Matt Slayer I'm trying to figure out how to go to Seoul, Korea, like in the near future.

  Rory Knox We. Yeah, South Korea is not the bad one.

  Matt Slayer I mean, there's relative that is relative. South Korea is the one that the US puppets and prop.

  Rory Knox Is that how happens? That's how it happens. A lot of countries don't. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

  Matt Slayer Yeah. South Korea's the home of Samsung that they provide my television and phones and shit. So but you were saying you wanted to see the world and you saw Illinois and Washington.

  Rory Knox Yep. And then I got out and moved back to Southern California, right back where I started.

  Matt Slayer Have you been anywhere else like have you left us?

  Rory Knox I've been to Canada and I've been to the Bahamas, but that's it. I mean, aside from, like, my youth, youth, I don't really count.

  Matt Slayer But do you remember being in Germany?

  Rory Knox I remember being in Italy very vividly. And like Italian was my second language and my parents, because they couldn't learn Italian as easily as I could as like a little baby.

  Matt Slayer Language centers developed in them.

  Rory Knox Yeah, exactly. They would send me, like, over to the neighbors to be like a translator and stuff. So, like, that was fun. That was me. I would get like the like I spy books, but like with Italian, you know, Italian pictures or not. I mean, like, they're just pictures and Italian words.

  Matt Slayer Do you ever want to go back to Europe?

  Rory Knox Absolutely.

  Matt Slayer Oh, I mean, Italy or Germany?

  Rory Knox Like, yeah, absolutely. I would do anything for it. I don't know anything. Wow. I don't know. I mean, if there's a guy out there, I can take me in if I can in Europe, let go.

  Matt Slayer Tell your car I.

  Rory Knox Need a podium.

  Matt Slayer I'll never run them out. Ha, ha. Well, I frequent flier miles, but no amount of food per diem. That's a whole. Nope, nope. Out of my tax bracket.

  Rory Knox Yeah, absolutely. I would love to go back to Europe and actually explore as an adult and, you know, it consume some culture yeah. I just don't know what will happen.

  Matt Slayer Why not?

  Rory Knox Money, you money and like having the time off because, like, when you do a euro trip, like, you need least at least two weeks, you know, like two weeks a month maybe. I don't.

  Matt Slayer Like to. I've done your service on ten days.

  Rory Knox Okay. All right. Maybe, maybe, maybe we will go to Europe.

  Matt Slayer Why are you inviting me to Europe? That's so nice of you.

  Rory Knox That would be fun. I feel like I feel like we would have a good time. I feel like I would have a good time.

  Matt Slayer I feel like I'm going to be holding your hair while you vomit at some point.

  Rory Knox But I'm not much of a drinker.

  Matt Slayer I am. And that's a problem. Oh, well, I. I couldn't read it fucking well, everywhere.

  Rory Knox But we'll start in Amsterdam. I'll stop by shrooms, and then we'll spend the rest.

  Matt Slayer Honestly, yesterday I was just. Okay.

  Rory Knox Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, can you guys shrooms like other places? So bring some with me.

  Matt Slayer You actually can't even get terms, and then you get.

  Rory Knox Oh.

  Matt Slayer You get fucking that do. You can really get psilocybin. There it is. Truffles. They're not. Oh, for whatever reason, like shrews are illegal truffles are five interesting. And they're also so fucking wet. They're not dried.

  Rory Knox Yeah. Yeah. Which makes it more potent.

  Matt Slayer Less potent, just potent.

  Rory Knox Interesting.

  Matt Slayer Yeah. No, I had a really good time eating a whole box of truffles and getting fucking weird in the canals. Good fucking pine, good fucking.

  Rory Knox Time.

  Matt Slayer That was also my favorite part of fucking Amsterdam for the most part.

  Rory Knox Like no red light district.

  Matt Slayer I mean, we went, but it was. I've told this story on air too. Was like, Oh, yes, I did do our shows and.

  Rory Knox So many caverns to explore in a human experience.

  Matt Slayer I have many, many more. Clarence.

  Rory Knox I'm realizing that.

  Matt Slayer All eyes of Russia is that we were in the red light district. I saw a woman in a booth. Yeah, I would pay the fucker but I'm going to do a lap and make sure that's where I want to be. And after I left, I'd never saw her again.

  Rory Knox Well, she was already busy, right? I mean.

  Matt Slayer She was gorgeous.

  Rory Knox Yeah.

  Matt Slayer And I'm like, well, no one else.

  Rory Knox So you never paid for sex in Europe?

  Matt Slayer Not in Europe.

  Rory Knox Hey, are you asked her tits? Good. That's that. Oh, that's a great way. I don't care. Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

  Matt Slayer It's okay. It's okay.

  Rory Knox It's okay. Yeah. Honestly, I don't know which way I swing more if I'm an ass. Or did you know I'm, like, a very open pansexual? So it really just is more about the brain than anything else. For me.

  Matt Slayer It's about the brain for me. If it's going to be much more than, like, an orgasm.

  Rory Knox Right? Yeah. Very fair.

  Matt Slayer If we're just fucking. I have fucked many people that, like, on paper, I should not be attracted to.

  Rory Knox Right, right.

  Matt Slayer Like, oh.

  Rory Knox Hey, it's trying to get that nut. Yeah.

  Matt Slayer Like, oh, we got off good game. Have a good life not doing this again. So I'm drunk, and the presents itself well, long term, yeah. No, I'm like, obviously I need to be around someone who I'm not going to be like, why are you talking right now?

  Rory Knox It's about mental stimulation.

  Matt Slayer That is the long term to short term. A little short term. It's like, oh, hey, that's a curve I like. Oh, let me put it inside you.

  Rory Knox Cool. Cool.

  Matt Slayer Yeah. It's all what you want out. Yeah, yeah. But no, I did that in Europe. Not for a lot of trials. Well, I was a discussion. My buddies, while we were there, was like, how wild would it be? I grew up in Amsterdam as a teenager, like, oh, the red light district right there. Like the Americans put it.

  Rory Knox Right, right. The options like lose your virginity, you say, right?

  Matt Slayer Like, it's like American dudes. At least we put such a stigma on, like, losing your virginity and like, that's such a fucking big deal to the Dutch puts such a big deal on it. Like, if the red light district red button this.

  Rory Knox Big deal for guys, I'm only really well, I mean, from my experience as a girl, I've only really known it as being a big, big thing for women.

  Matt Slayer The actual act, it's not a big deal, but climbing that hill is a big deal.

  Rory Knox Okay, fair.

  Matt Slayer But yeah I lost my virginity and like a fucking really like, tragic one night stand bloke.

  Rory Knox Yeah.

  Matt Slayer Like someone else's fucking girlfriend. I knew who her boyfriend was, like, and I didn't even get off. Like, I was drunk and we fought for hours. I didn't even fuck off.

  Rory Knox Oh, man. Yeah. You this fun? Oh.

  Matt Slayer Super fun.

  Rory Knox Yeah. Super. I was 14 when I lost mine, and the guy that I lost is you didn't even know that he was taking it because, I don't know, I had watched too much Degrassi or something by that point in my life, but I thought I was behind my peers, and I have, like, 14.

  Matt Slayer You thought you.

  Rory Knox Guys. Yeah. Have you seen Degrassi?

  Matt Slayer And the original? I'm like, yeah.

  Rory Knox No, exactly. I'm talking about the original. I mean.

  Matt Slayer Canadians like to fuck.

  Rory Knox Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, I thought I was a behind my peers. And so, like, my little girl, I had, like, this little group of girlfriends that we had, like, pee together and like, we'd walk around.

  Matt Slayer Like that, but how many of them were lying about fucking at.

  Rory Knox That Well, I don't, I don't know because I know that I outright lied, you know, like when I was questioned about it, I lied about having, like, met someone at a party and, you know, and I was like this, like, dorky girl. The guy had, like, glasses and that and middle school. And anyway, I yeah. Lied about losing my virginity.

  Rory Knox And then I met, like, a guy through that group of friends of that group of girlfriends, you know, one of them had a boyfriend that had a friend that I end up being like really into. And so I had to continue this lie because it wasn't the same group of people. And so when he liked him and I actually ended up hooking up, which was my first time ever.

  Matt Slayer Was his first time.

  Rory Knox No, he had had like a he had like a like a long term girlfriend for like two years before me. So, like, they had sex very frequently and they were.

  Matt Slayer 14

  Rory Knox Well versed in it. Yeah. He was a year older. He was 50.

  Matt Slayer Oh, Jesus Christ.

  Rory Knox I know, I know. Right.

  Matt Slayer That makes you feel older. Like I know a lot of motherfuckers. We're talking a lot of shit about fucking like well before like I was, but like very few people were fucking before 16. Like when I was coming up.

  Rory Knox Okay. Yeah. See, I grew up out here where well, you know, at least my perspective at the time, like everyone lost their virginity, like young, you know, Anyway, yeah, yeah. He took it. He didn't know. And I mean, like, maybe he did because he asked like a few times, like, if it's okay, if it's hurting me and whatever and like, you know.

  Matt Slayer Maybe he just had the massive.

  Rory Knox House, like, it wasn't the most comfortable thing, but yeah. And then that's just like, open the door to all of my sexuality, you know, like, I never thought that sex was, I wasn't raised like in a religious household, so I never, like, put sex on like that, that pedestal that a lot of people in that upbringing tend to do, you know?

  Rory Knox So once I like, yeah, open the door to it just flooded really there's.

  Matt Slayer Nothing wrong with that.

  Rory Knox No, there's not. And I'm grateful to have had all this sexual experience I have and to have like the relationship with sex I have now being you know, as open as I am. Like it's a it's a like an energetic connection between two people, you know, it's, it's, it's indulging in that, like intimacy c and, you know, like, I don't feel one way or another morally, I guess, about having sex.

  Matt Slayer So do you feel all sex is intimate No.

  Rory Knox No, not necessarily. But I mean, exposing your, you know, yourself to another person physically and mentally, whether it be, you know, quote unquote, intimate or not, like it's still, I don't know, like a very personal experience between two people sometimes. And sometimes you just try to get that not right. No, I.

  Matt Slayer Jealous of like there's governments in some people I just masturbated inside of.

  Rory Knox Yeah. Yeah. I mean, like like I said, like I would never masturbate myself. I would just have guys come over and fuck me. Yeah. Yeah.

  Matt Slayer Definitely. And some stranger partners was like, oh, no, if I was not drunk and horny right now, this would never happen. But I am drunken horny right now. And you are presenting, so. Yeah, get him on.

  Rory Knox Yeah, yeah. That's a slut.

  Matt Slayer Oh, yeah. No, I, I am fucking easy.

  Rory Knox I love this.

  Matt Slayer I freely admit that shit like I'm easy.

  Matt Slayer Well, I'm easy to lay those relationships. That's a whole nother fucking story, actually. Just me to stick around for life. Oh, emotional commitment. That's another.

  Rory Knox Yeah. Have you always, like, been, I guess, like, solo in that regard?

  Matt Slayer For the most part, like, my longest relationship was maybe six months, and that was ten years. Ago. 11 years ago.

  Rory Knox I understand. I understand. It is because, like, you would get to this point in a relationship where no matter how much you appreciate this person that you're with, like, there are just so many people around you that you're you can't keep that focus on that one person.

  Matt Slayer No, no. It's only like the temptation of other people is a lot of like the.

  Rory Knox Person ends up annoying you. Well.

  Matt Slayer And the person's annoying with b b, it's like I've spent a whole lot of my life alone, single whatever, but I'm very fucking set in my ways.

  Rory Knox Yeah.

  Matt Slayer So it's like, oh, hey, you're not complaining that, like, you're expecting me. There have been many times where, like, I have been a shit boyfriend because I don't know how to compromise, like, what I'm doing. Like, Oh, hey, if.

  Rory Knox You're not willing to. Yeah, more often than not, true.

  Matt Slayer It's fucking true. But yeah, I admit as like an older, like, more establishment being like, look, I was in retrospect like, oh yeah, hey, there have been times, like, I've been the shit and you fucking partner because like, oh, hey, I'm setting my fucking weight is like, I'm just not willing to compromise. I'm like, yeah, how I'm living my life.

  Rory Knox Yeah. I think that's what it comes down to for me as well. Well, I mean, like, it used to be the no matter how much I enjoyed the person in front of me, like, there'd be so many people, like, I'm a flirty soul, like, you know, so I'd always be.

  Matt Slayer You know, so.

  Rory Knox I don't, you know, like, having interactions with, like, people that I wasn't dating while I was dating someone and be like, I really want to, you know, experiences human, etc. But now that I've gotten older, I found myself a lot more like I practice non monogamy and like, well, at this point, I practice solo polyamory. I try to.

  Matt Slayer Break down all solo polyamory.

  Rory Knox I am my own primary partner okay. But I have multiple relationships with people.

  Matt Slayer Your own partner, which, you know, my straight.

  Rory Knox I'm like, I'm ass right now. Oh, now, not like when I was a.

  Matt Slayer Graduate of Masturbation.

  Rory Knox Yeah. Yeah. And masturbation for me is just like running my fucking vibrator on my clit for 2 minutes. And then if I can passing out, I do.

  Matt Slayer Well, you're easy.

  Rory Knox Fuck yeah. Yeah. Anyway, there's no.

  Matt Slayer There's no shame in your game.

  Rory Knox So yeah. So solo polyamory, I my own partner, you know, I've tried to have partners outside of myself two times now and like this whole non-monogamous polyamorous sense and they both have just come to a point where like I yeah. I mean I guess like, why is what happened? I don't want to, I don't want to fold on, like, what I'm doing, how I'm living my life in like, you know, the I have another person depending on me, like four big life senses and.

  Matt Slayer I don't like someone depending on you, like intimidate you or.

  Rory Knox Yeah. A little bit. I can't be everything for one person the same way. I can't expect one person to be everything for me.

  Matt Slayer There's a difference in everything and something.

  Rory Knox Yeah. I'm still figuring myself out.

  Matt Slayer I mean, you should never stop that.

  Rory Knox Yeah.

  Matt Slayer If you got all the answers you're fucking lying.

  Rory Knox But back when I did the back, when I did monogamy, my longest relationship was one year and one day long, I actually fell out of love with him. About around Thanksgiving. But then Thanksgiving came up. We had, like, a trip with his parents. I was 18 at the time. We had a trip, like a cruise with his parents.

  Rory Knox And then, like, the.

  Matt Slayer Military.

  Rory Knox Yeah, pre military. I mean, the next holiday was Christmas, and then the next thing was New Year's. And then my birthday was on the 12th of January. And then our anniversary was on the 13th. And there was just like, you know, another thing, another thing, another thing. So there was never like a good time within that span to the.

  Matt Slayer I don't know, there's Valentine's Day.

  Rory Knox And I know, I know. And then so after like the last thing that we were waiting while I was waiting for the anniversary on January 13th, I on the 14th decided to break up with him because I just could not wait one day longer.

  Matt Slayer So when you were.

  Rory Knox In his relationship.

  Matt Slayer You met the two of you were 17 on your birth like the day after.

  Rory Knox But I didn't mean well, I met him like maybe a month before my 17th birthday, but we didn't do anything until after is 18. And so yeah, after my 18th birthday, the day after he took me to Disneyland, bought me an annual pass because he was a Disney boy and I'm not a Disney person.

  Matt Slayer Sucker's play. Disney is a sucker's play. Yeah.

  Rory Knox So I thought about to oh and yeah. So as soon as I was legal, he lifted up essentially it was like, yeah. Anyway, I've never been good at relationships, like keeping long term relationships. You know, my longest term relationship was with myself, frankly. And at this point, like a few years, a few years going. So yeah.

  Matt Slayer Nothing wrong with that shot.

  Rory Knox Yeah. I mean.

  Matt Slayer That's more than a lot of people can say.

  Rory Knox Yeah, exactly, exactly. A lot of people I look outward and try to fulfill, you know.

  Matt Slayer Someone else to fulfill them much is bullshit.

  Rory Knox Yeah, yeah. Mm.

  Matt Slayer Like other people are dependable. Can't depend.

  Rory Knox On.

  Matt Slayer So it's like, how are you? And be like, oh, you fulfill me. Like, can you actually depend on the person? No, no.

  Rory Knox Yeah, yeah. Plus, I mean, life is just such a crazy journey. Like, how can I know what? I've had so many ups and downs. Like, I know the future is going to be full of more ups and downs. Like, I'm not going to bring another person along. Like, you know, like.

  Matt Slayer What if someone volunteers to be on that ride?

  Rory Knox I'll probably kick them off. Like, I know me. I know my pattern is by now.

  Matt Slayer Like, oh, you're weird. You're volunteering, get the fuck out.

  Rory Knox It's like, I hear you, but I'm still not. I'm still going to keep you.

  Matt Slayer Oh, no, so does someone who is, like.

  Rory Knox Super don't emotionally get too close to me.

  Matt Slayer The last woman who was, like, super duper down with me, like, definitely worded me out like she was.

  Rory Knox Bragging you to do no.

  Matt Slayer Wrong or just bring your friends about me. I'm like, fuck.

  Rory Knox Yeah. You're like, I don't deserve to be put on a pedestal. Like, what are you seeing? Like, your vision is skewed, obviously.

  Matt Slayer Yeah. Like, something's wrong here. Like, yes. I drunkenly spent some airline miles to fly you out definitely did that, too.

  Rory Knox This dude uses his airline miles life in hot cakes.

  Matt Slayer I do. I did. I give you an idea. I flew.

  Rory Knox You tried to fling him at me earlier. I did.

  Matt Slayer I still might. Still might, might. Play your cards right.

  Rory Knox Hey, I'll drink to that.

  Matt Slayer I tell him cheers. You with an empty cup.

  Rory Knox That's bad luck. No, it's fair. I respect that.

  Matt Slayer I no. At one point in my life.

  Rory Knox Yeah, I'm doing the rest of the bottle at this point, as I like.

  Matt Slayer Roy, he's trying to get me drunk. Just empty the ball balls, your glasses to.

  Rory Knox Drink the whole thing. But you probably will. Hey, at least you're staying here.

  Matt Slayer Yeah, I have to operate a door handle at some point.

  Rory Knox Can the audience tell when I cuff like, make a cup around the mike?

  Matt Slayer I will let you know in.

  Rory Knox Post league it. The queue comes across visually, but I don't think it comes across like audible for verbally, obviously. But yeah, but I think one.

  Matt Slayer Hundred percent was like bragging to people like, oh, master flew me out and like it was honestly what threw me off was also the fact that chews by the people who knew my legal name. But back in Chicago that like math players learn how these people know my legal last name, like they know my legal name. Like Why are you using my stage name to bribe?

  Rory Knox Right, right, right. Weird. Yeah. They don't, they don't make the connection yeah.

  Matt Slayer It was weird. But I also did it kind of wrong.

  Rory Knox So she had nothing. But how many relationships have you been in?

  Matt Slayer A few.

  Rory Knox Like, literally a few.

  Matt Slayer Oh, yeah.

  Rory Knox Okay. Yeah, same.

  Matt Slayer Oh, yeah. Like I have been emotionally distant and stuff in my own volume. Yeah, stuff in my own ways for a very long time. And I definitely was dating someone for a little while who, like, literally invited me over a home cooked meal, and while I had a fucking piece of pot roast of my mother, what are we doing here?

  Matt Slayer And I was fine with him.

  Rory Knox Oh, people are like. So it's the whole religious upbringing thing that's really prompted. I mean, I mean, marriage is a construct based around religion, is it not? And that's what people in society all based like their goals and stuff around. It's I don't know, I'm I'm I was raised without religion. My parents were both raised in religion, but they decided not to put their religion here.

  Rory Knox I think my dad was a Catholic. And I don't know, my mom was some some kind of, you know, Christian sects. I don't know what but yeah, yeah. They didn't push anything on me. And I grew up like atheistic and male. So I didn't put those values on sex. I didn't really plan around like a husband or what have you like the ideas of husbands you know, marriage and all that.

  Rory Knox I was just like not on my spectrum, not important, but it's it's crazy how much of like the current dating world and stuff is still based around that. You know what societal norms.

  Matt Slayer I'm of two minds of it. Like, on one hand, I'm like, I don't really care about the government incorporating my love.

  Rory Knox Yeah, right, right. Right.

  Matt Slayer But on the other hand, after dealing with my father's stuff and shit, like, if you don't have, like, little Mexican. Yeah, it adds so many fucking headaches. So he'd be like, Oh, hey, I've been involved with this person for 20 years, but they're not legally my fucking wife to him unless I have gone through the dope headache of selling a power of attorney can't make it in life or death decisions for me.

  Rory Knox Yeah, he had a partner at the time. No. Oh, oh.

  Matt Slayer And but it caused me to think about all that shit, right?

  Rory Knox Right, right, right.

  Matt Slayer I don't want kids. Obviously, by birth, my wanting to get a vasectomy this year, the fact that, like, if I was not his next of kin, there would have been nobody to fucking make decisions.

  Rory Knox Yeah.

  Matt Slayer Well, I'm not gonna have kids, so in theory, I need a spouse, or I got to draw paperwork for someone that's a weird decision to be like, hey, I trust you enough to pull the plug for me, baby.

  Rory Knox Yeah, that's a crazy abstraction. First, sir.

  Matt Slayer I love you so much that you'll pull.

  Rory Knox The plug.

  Matt Slayer For me.

  Rory Knox So for me, when I got out of the military, I actually got out with a medical retirement. I had a bad time in the military. I got stalked by another service member to the point where I had to be emergency relocated from Illinois to Washington. And that drove me into insanity, I guess, if you will. So I got medically retired.

  Rory Knox And so, like, I have these benefits that follow me. I mean, thank God for them. I'm grateful for all the burdens I went through because I put me at the spot where I got, you know, my pension. I get like my health care for the rest of my life. And I get free health care because of my life, essentially, and my GI Bill.

  Rory Knox But these are things that, like, someone can marry into, you know, if I had a dependent, a spouse or a child or whatever, they would also get like all of my benefits and my benefits would only go up from there. So that's like a way that I, I mean, like, I'm not looking for a person, but I also.

  Matt Slayer They're not looking. But Rory, will you marry me?

  Rory Knox Do you know what I have? Like, friends are going through, like, medical things. I'm like, and they don't have insurance. No one industry, no one in the industry is insurance. These girls, these babies, they don't have insurance. And it's a crazy.

  Matt Slayer Audience. Audience. That was. I don't know. Ha ha ha.

  Rory Knox Ha. If you did some crazy surgery, man. Yeah, yeah.

  Matt Slayer And I have insurance.

  Rory Knox Wow. Look at you, mister responsible. Yeah, I'm the mole. Ha, ha. He's been there a thing or two, but. Yeah, yeah, sometimes. Like, when my friends are going through, like, you know, burdens like that. My the out is right here, you know, like, I've got the answer, but, like, it's not, you.

  Matt Slayer Know, I just want to stop paying for my insurance. I will marry you to stop him.

  Rory Knox Yeah. I can't imagine expensive it is for you people who.

  Matt Slayer Right. So, right. Will you marry me?

  Rory Knox Um, I'll drink to that dope.

  Matt Slayer First engagement on the show. Not my first engagement, but first to get on the show. Is once again, students are now.

  Rory Knox I'm saving myself for our Lord and savior, Jesus Christ.

  Matt Slayer I don't know who that is.

  Rory Knox I don't think he knows who he is.

  Matt Slayer But, yeah, he's a fictional character.

  Rory Knox You don't think Jesus was like an actual human and, like, the story just went too far?

  Matt Slayer I mean, he might have been he might have been a Jewish carpenter.

  Rory Knox Yeah. I think he was real, but the story just went on too far and kept promoting, like, praising a human instead of praising like, the story behind the abstraction. I mean, don't worry. It doesn't really seem like I'm having a conversation with you this way. And so it's all good.

  Matt Slayer And so Dawn doesn't do Scientology will be the primary religion.

  Rory Knox That's a crazy thing to say. Is it, though? Is it I mean, we now like we now a book. I guess I'm going to step on my own words here, but we now perceive Scientology as being crazy. Yeah.

  Matt Slayer And the Romans did for Christianity.

  Rory Knox Exactly. Exactly.

  Matt Slayer Who and Scientology like, I have no love for Scientology, though. I'm within earshot. Please don't kill me. I have no love for them. But I don't know their marketing plan of indoctrinating celebrities.

  Rory Knox Yeah.

  Matt Slayer Plays into American culture real well.

  Rory Knox Whenever I hear Scientology, I just see Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah's couch.

  Matt Slayer I see him in poor Katie Holmes.

  Rory Knox He got her pregnant. I know that. Like, he was, like, trying to trap her, but I thought they got divorced.

  Matt Slayer Oh, no, he's still not her. Up first.

  Rory Knox Oh, man. She had the baby. Yeah, well, they didn't. They named their kid like Apple, or did you know that was a different.

  Matt Slayer Does Gwyneth Paltrow is good why do I know that off the top of my.

  Rory Knox Head? Well, I'm so glad you didn't do so. I'm not just like saying things are so wrong.

  Matt Slayer You just.

  Rory Knox Trap people.

  Matt Slayer Rabbit. Roy, you just dropped me on my own fucking show. She's like, oh, I bet he knows his apple. I'm going to be now. Oh, God damn it, though.

  Rory Knox Do, do, do, do, do.

  Matt Slayer So you have to hold on the fort.

  Rory Knox But.

  Matt Slayer What horrible things to do, said the camera while I was gone.

  Rory Knox You can check that in post.

  Matt Slayer I will. I think you were talking shit about how long it took me to pee.

  Rory Knox I was talking about your narrow urethra.

  Matt Slayer Yeah. I mean.

  Rory Knox It's in how probable it is that it's true based on the scale of time between my urination and then, like, your urination, you know?

  Matt Slayer Yeah. And how few people have gotten pregnant.

  Rory Knox So how few have you gotten anyone pregnant?

  Matt Slayer No, zero. About a thousand.

  Rory Knox That's amazing.

  Matt Slayer Right? The amount of unprotected sex I've had, the fact that I've gotten zero people.

  Rory Knox This guy fucks on occasion.

  Matt Slayer On occasion.

  Rory Knox I mean.

  Matt Slayer It's one of those things, like, I've never had appointments to go like. And it makes you so fucking happy. Like what? I've been sexually active for. Like, 25 years. And Beth laughs hard.

  Rory Knox Yeah. Thing that checks out. Yeah.

  Matt Slayer I just checked out 25. I haven't actually, I did for 24 years, which also I talked about this with me all the while, like they bring me into play someone's father. I'm like, Oh, I actually could have bothered you.

  Rory Knox Fuck yeah.

  Matt Slayer Well, the last dad role I played, I played Kendra Speed father. I'm like, oh yeah, I actually, I have been sexually active longer than you've been. Lot of fuck.

  Rory Knox I can't imagine a dad role without like a fucking.

  Matt Slayer Yeah, no.

  Rory Knox Huh? Well, actually, no. It's probably like, like the stepchildren, like.

  Matt Slayer No, no, that's my daughter. It was a girl girl girl scene.

  Rory Knox Oh, okay.

  Matt Slayer And I was just a ridiculous dad, like, for a there was supposed to be tennis practice, but then we got to the set and there was no tennis court, so we had to do badminton.

  Rory Knox Badminton, oh, all the thing.

  Matt Slayer And all the costuming set tennis. Like, I had a tennis look.

  Rory Knox What's the difference between, like, the look of badminton and tennis? Because, like, they're both, like, racket sports, you know, tennis balls.

  Matt Slayer Parents have birdies.

  Rory Knox Okay, is that the only thing? So, like, your dress in tennis.

  Matt Slayer So that's what court that means up.

  Rory Knox In badminton gear keeps talking over have gone.

  Matt Slayer It's okay. It's okay.

  Rory Knox Pick up.

  Matt Slayer Your show. Rory.

  Rory Knox He's just a Sherpa. Exactly. Yeah.

  Matt Slayer Good call back. He but yeah, it was really weird to be like, Oh, hey, I legitimately could have followed you fight, right?

  Rory Knox Mm.

  Matt Slayer It's weird. It's weird to think that if we did not happen, I have friends who have kids that are, like, off to college now. It's fucking weird.

  Rory Knox Expensive.

  Matt Slayer And that's their.

  Rory Knox Child. Is expensive mistake.

  Matt Slayer Well, in their defense, I don't think their kids were mistakes.

  Rory Knox And so it was an expensive mistake.

  Matt Slayer Well, I agree.

  Rory Knox With doubles down on it.

  Matt Slayer I agree. I wholeheartedly agree with you. But these people were in love and had.

  Rory Knox Kids know I was right. That there's a part of me that wants to procreate. Was because I have a very high IQ, and I feel like it would be disturbing my society to deal with it.

  Matt Slayer I disagree.

  Rory Knox Just die without procreating. Yeah. Oh, I mean, society sucks so much. So like the idea of.

  Matt Slayer Yeah, you want to sum.

  Rory Knox Child up in.

  Matt Slayer You want to subject another human to this shit.

  Rory Knox No, I would raise outside of society. Good luck. Good luck. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to go to the some some village in South America and raise society.

  Matt Slayer There are two feasible people.

  Rory Knox I mean, okay, I just. Okay.

  Matt Slayer To say I'm just saying it's of one. Why, if I can subject someone else to their stupidity.

  Rory Knox It could make the world better.

  Matt Slayer Could it? Or you could subject someone else to emotional trauma and depression and them feeling hopeless about how bad the world is.

  Rory Knox Because you've been through depression etc.. I know we all have.

  Matt Slayer That's a big assumption.

  Rory Knox It's really not. This is America. We live in.

  Matt Slayer I could be an idiot.

  Rory Knox And and you have you all come it.

  Matt Slayer You know, I could be an idiot and be happy.

  Rory Knox All of comments like you, you know, like what you did to overcome it. So don't you think if you had kids and they were going through something but you would be able to help lift them out of it?

  Matt Slayer Oh, no. Oh, no, I don't.

  Rory Knox Think I would. I think I could.

  Matt Slayer No, I've talked about this before. I was zero idea what I would instill in children because it's like I grew up in the Midwest. I was instilled with Midwestern values of like hard day's work will be rewarded. That's bullshit. Like this life is all about who you know, not what you know.

  Rory Knox Right?

  Matt Slayer Being the most attractive you can as humanly possible will get you free shit for realm.

  Rory Knox I will say my life and I reflect on this a couple of times, my life has been way easier than the average Joe because I have been at least a little more attractive than most people. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm conscious of I'm aware of it.

  Matt Slayer There's nothing wrong with it. There's zero, but it's not the values I was instilled with. And it's like, part of me feels hypocritical. You like your kid. Don't leave the house unless you're looking beautiful.

  Rory Knox Right, right, right, right, right, right. No, absolutely. It's it's not something. That's not.

  Matt Slayer Something. Hey, kid, ladder climb. Because it all gets you further than actually putting it in hard work.

  Rory Knox Okay, so how do you push toward a physical esthetics without deteriorating some kind of mental space for. For the kid I.

  Matt Slayer Pull out I pull out and don't do it.

  Rory Knox I have to pee again.

  Matt Slayer Oh, who's got the.

  Rory Knox Small bladder now? I mean, I'm a five foot £315 girl. Okay, so my organs reflect that.

  Matt Slayer How do you know you have proportional organs? How do you know?

  Rory Knox The same way. You know, you have a narrow urethra.

  Matt Slayer I have cinematic proof of it's cinematic.

  Rory Knox Pretty well, let the sounding DNA test.

  Matt Slayer You are never going to sound me you are never going to tell me.

  Rory Knox What about docking?

  Matt Slayer I don't have a foreskin with.

  Rory Knox Oh, no.

  Matt Slayer Rory is stomped on the lack of foreskin. Jesus Christ, that was best. Maybe I got prostate cancer. Maybe that's why I needed a piece along should the new.

  Rory Knox Of prostate cancer was last time. You got to check a never. You want one?

  Matt Slayer Just try to stick your finger on my butt right now. Wow. Wow. Do you know what you're looking for or you just wanna stick a finger on my ass?

  Rory Knox So I have no clue I'm looking for.

  Matt Slayer So she just wants to look a finger on my ascot.

  Rory Knox Oh, have Google open at the same time. You know.

  Matt Slayer Jesus Christ, since the show started, you just wanted to penetrate your things. I'm a little.

  Rory Knox Flattered.

  Matt Slayer I'm a little.

  Rory Knox Flattered.

  Matt Slayer Many people many people pay lots of money for you to penetrate them.

  Rory Knox That's so true.

  Matt Slayer I'm flattered that you want to give me what should be thousands of dollars for free.

  Rory Knox Yeah.

  Matt Slayer No argument. Just. Yeah, yeah.

  Rory Knox I think I pay me a lot of money the first two months.

  Matt Slayer I love that. She's like, yeah, it's worth a lot of thought, lots of money, and I would do it for free. Like, I'm flattered and really flattered.

  Rory Knox Thank you. So, okay, I have to stop flirting with Matt. Did you? He started to internalize it.

  Matt Slayer Starting none of these things are true. I mean, most of the john have to stop part.

  Rory Knox Ha ha ha ha ha ha. I love it.

  Matt Slayer So that's for fun, right?

  Rory Knox Oh, where do we go from here? To hell conversationally.

  Matt Slayer To hell.

  Matt Slayer I mean, this is a silly fucking episode for sure. He this is.

  Rory Knox Been having fun. Yeah, it's a great conversation. It is. I know you. I hope.

  Matt Slayer I hope not to blow out ego, but I know you've been having fun.

  Rory Knox He. Oh, wow. Wow. Neil Wow. Meanwhile, tiny amount of fun.

  Matt Slayer The tea Wow, wow.

  Rory Knox Wow. Okay. But I giggle every 30 seconds. You can listen back to the whole episode, and that's literally how often I giggle.

  Matt Slayer Yeah. That means you've been having fun the whole time.

  Rory Knox As part of my my verbal communication at this point.

  Matt Slayer Well, leads me to believe you've been having fun the whole time.

  Rory Knox I have fun. Oh, you want some of the soccer?

  Matt Slayer You are not in my glass of whiskey.

  Rory Knox You have, like, one set of whiskey in there.

  Matt Slayer Rory is trying to get me drunk, folks.

  Rory Knox I'm trying to get through the research.

  Matt Slayer A pregnant pause in that shit. Wow. Right. Wow. Why are you trying to get me drunk?

  Rory Knox I figure I should probably keep working on this water.

  Matt Slayer Whatever you got to.

  Rory Knox Do, you get to you get to be drunk and stay here, and I get to be drunk enough to get myself home.

  Matt Slayer Future problems, future. Rory has to deal with that. I mean, we're definitely ordering food after the. So.

  Rory Knox Hey. Yeah, that's right. We both have an eating. Yeah, right. This makes sense.

  Rory Knox Sorry I googled again. He might think, but I'm coming on.

  Matt Slayer I mean, he knows. He knows and there's no thought process. He knows like his is oxygen to breathe. Rory is coming out to. These are things he knows.

  Rory Knox Jesus Christ.

  Matt Slayer Once again, no denial, folks know that, huh? No denial, right? That's fine. I'm making it to Europe. Poppy to a career high.

  Rory Knox Take me to North Korea.

  Matt Slayer South, South.

  Rory Knox But.

  Matt Slayer I'm not letting you choose a destination. I want to go South Korea. So if you want to come with you.

  Rory Knox If you take me in North Korea and you bring me back in one piece, that's how I know it's real.

  Matt Slayer Nothing's real. Nothing's real. This is all.

  Rory Knox The time, even linear. No, it's not. It's not.

  Matt Slayer Everything is just what our brain interprets yeah.

  Rory Knox Yeah. I could die and I can come back and someone in the 1400s and I probably did, and I probably will and I probably have. I mean, that's all we have. And that's horrible. Have been you. We're the same like energy reincarnated from one to the other. Rory Yeah.

  Matt Slayer For the same person. Why did you make all these bad choices.

  Rory Knox For life experience and forget.

  Matt Slayer For.

  Rory Knox Fair?

  Matt Slayer And that's why.

  Rory Knox A certain point you said, fuck it.

  Matt Slayer Fuck it a long time.

  Rory Knox Yeah, exactly.

  Matt Slayer Well, it's also one of those things like, why would you want to live up to someone else's fucking life expectations? Why would you want to live a life based on someone else's fucking?

  Rory Knox Yeah, that's been a whole issue that I've had with society my entire life. I realize this as an adult that I have been I am socially non-conformity of anything that society wants me to do, even if something as small as like watch something that's like, mainstream, like happening.

  Matt Slayer Have you not seen Game of Thrones?

  Rory Knox I've seen Game of Thrones. I haven't seen I did not watch last season. First of all, I haven't seen the society.

  Matt Slayer Did not want you to watch last season.

  Rory Knox I was the stew. I haven't seen like squid games or, you know, like the more current kind of things. I'm in.

  Matt Slayer Squid games.

  Rory Knox Entertaining. Yeah.

  Matt Slayer This side is not always wrong.

  Rory Knox Yeah. No, it is.

  Matt Slayer No, no, not always wrong.

  Rory Knox Oh, well, I'm not going to watch it. I'd like the time that it's popular. I always watch things way after the fact.

  Matt Slayer Well, now would be the time anyway. I don't know. No squid.

  Rory Knox Hey, what's your favorite movie?

  Matt Slayer I can't name one my.

  Rory Knox Mind's Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. It's so good. I think it's because I feel like a big part of it is because I. It's set in the place I grew up in. It's in this area, you know, it's. It's around that one city that I'm not going to name oh.

  Matt Slayer Hollywood is a.

  Rory Knox No man's and murders and stuff.

  Rory Knox Have you seen it? Do you like.

  Matt Slayer It? Do have.

  Rory Knox Yeah. Yeah.

  Matt Slayer So in theaters.

  Rory Knox Oh, hell, yeah. I caught on to it after the fact, but I've watched it at least 40 times.

  Matt Slayer Have you ever been to Mosul in France?

  Rory Knox No.

  Matt Slayer Really? Are we going to go? Maybe.

  Rory Knox Maybe, maybe. Yeah. Yeah, maybe.

  Matt Slayer I mean, not tonight.

  Rory Knox Of course, not today.

  Matt Slayer How are you? Never been to Mosul. Franks.

  Rory Knox Where's it up?

  Matt Slayer Hollywood Boulevard.

  Rory Knox I'm in there. I live in the valley. Man Like the.

  Matt Slayer Fuckin.

  Rory Knox Suicide.

  Matt Slayer The scene was.

  Rory Knox Like, proper.

  Matt Slayer There's no exit. Value is always proper.

  Rory Knox Is. Well, I mean, it's L.A. County.

  Matt Slayer No, no, Most of the valley is Los Angeles.

  Rory Knox I would never call San Fernando. Los Angeles.

  Matt Slayer All this shit is actually L.A..

  Rory Knox Anyway, so where's.

  Matt Slayer It's on Hollywood Boulevard, the city with De Niro or Chino and Lil, when they talk about it's fucking spaghetti westerns.

  Rory Knox Yeah.

  Matt Slayer That's in Muslim Frank's.

  Rory Knox Okay.

  Matt Slayer The did not redecorate for that.

  Rory Knox Can we influence that later? Well, we're waiting for food.

  Matt Slayer Yeah, we can.

  Rory Knox Oh, man, this is getting good. Yeah.

  Matt Slayer No, I love Tarantino.

  Rory Knox Oh, yeah, likewise.

  Matt Slayer I saw Pulp Fiction in theaters.

  Rory Knox That's crazy to me because I never saw Pulp Fiction until I think the first time I saw it when I was was maybe when I was 15, and I revisited it maybe like a little older in, like, my my early twenties.

  Matt Slayer I mean, technically, the first time I saw I was 13.

  Rory Knox Oh, my, it's.

  Matt Slayer Around 90.

  Rory Knox Netflix. But you're like, you're like 14 years older than me. I am. I love my hand. Is this like I'm blocking him out from hearing me?

  Matt Slayer I know how let him. Yeah, I saw him in a second run theater in 94.

  Rory Knox Yeah.

  Matt Slayer Like some older friends of mine. Like we're doing this for fiction. I'm all connected like I'm one for and holy fuck to bring out the Gibson blew my fucking mind at 13 like. Yeah I should I presume. Yeah I had a wild unsupervised youth.

  Rory Knox Yeah I think you could trace back like all of mad psychology gee, on, like, the films that he consumed when he was younger. Absolutely.

  Matt Slayer I mean, I definitely saw no holds barred with Hulk Hogan at a very young age, too.

  Rory Knox I don't know what you're referencing right now.

  Matt Slayer You shouldn't. It's a bad movie.

  Rory Knox But I remember when he had like a reality TV show. I don't know of any movies anyway.

  Matt Slayer He had a handful. He had oh, yeah, he had a handful movies. But No-holds-barred was like a weird, pro-wrestling esque movie with that tiny list as Zeus.

  Rory Knox Oh, interesting.

  Matt Slayer Not really. Not really. Got what you were to that movie.

  Rory Knox Fucking come out.

  Matt Slayer I was wildly unsupervised as a child.

  Rory Knox Saying my also come from a family of neglect.

  Matt Slayer Household names, you know, and that movie came out in 1980 Falcon nine.

  Rory Knox That was six years before my time Yep, yep.

  Matt Slayer That makes good math because I was eight at the time.

  Rory Knox You're eight. Exactly.

  Matt Slayer We have figured out our age difference. Cool.

  Rory Knox And I will give you any math based on that.

  Matt Slayer Oh, my. Oh, shit. Sorry. This is such a good.

  Rory Knox It's good. Hopefully one more year, more interesting episodes.

  Matt Slayer I'm having a good time. Yeah. Like was I was exposed to a lot of movies I probably shouldn't have seen.

  Rory Knox What was it about movies? Was it like the plot of things I like you really enjoyed? Or like the cinematic, like, esthetic effect of things a little or like writing or directing. What was it like in movies that made you turn to them.

  Matt Slayer As a medium? I, I love the storytelling, okay. As someone who want to create them so weird, like, oh, hey, that's my step of immortality.

  Rory Knox Oh, yeah, yeah. You're leaving a mark on the world.

  Matt Slayer Yeah, that's my fucking mark in the world. It's like I said.

  Rory Knox That your production. Yeah.

  Matt Slayer No. Humphrey Bogart. It's been dead. How long and we're still. We still remember Casablanca.

  Rory Knox Don't know what you're saying.

  Matt Slayer Home for you. Bogart.

  Rory Knox Humphrey Bogart. Humphrey Humphrey Bogart.

  Matt Slayer You're fucking with me right now. I know you are.

  Rory Knox I really know.

  Matt Slayer You've never seen Casablanca.

  Rory Knox Humphrey. Humphrey.

  Matt Slayer Humphrey Bogart.

  Rory Knox Humphrey Bogart. Okay.

  Matt Slayer Never seen the Maltese Falcon in Casablanca.

  Rory Knox I've never seen Casablanca by a car. References to it over over the years. Um, most recently in la la land, they make Casablanca references, but I've never actually seen Casablanca.

  Matt Slayer Okay, we're watching that.

  Rory Knox Fuck. I'm going to be caught up in fucking Casablanca.

  Matt Slayer I mean, you're going to live here for the next two days. We're going to watch the news. Oh, we don't have any issues. Sorry. Folks are kidnaping royal, you know, introduced to the class of movies.

  Rory Knox I only got last minute stuff. It's. It's good. I'm just kidding. People book me ahead of time.

  Matt Slayer I did.

  Rory Knox Hey, that's a sub.

  Matt Slayer I did. And she always gamble.

  Rory Knox No, I almost rescheduled. I did reschedule for an hour.

  Matt Slayer Try to reschedule tomorrow, but.

  Rory Knox Oh, well, I was just curious, so I. I didn't. I don't know. I wasn't sure how much of a burden it would be for you.

  Matt Slayer A massive, massive burden.

  Rory Knox Yeah. I'm so glad we didn't do this. I'm so glad we chose to just cancel it completely.

  Matt Slayer Same. Same like, why would I book, like, while I book literally?

  Rory Knox Because I was just a new person that you had talked to. I, I reached out to you for technical help and starting my own podcast, and you're like, so I can get you on my books, right? And that's how that happens.

  Matt Slayer Not far from the truth. To be fair, some Rando fans like you should book Rory well. Oh, yeah. I'm like, Oh, yeah, I probably should. I'm talking about all the fans.

  Rory Knox Really? Someone said, you should book me.

  Matt Slayer Oh, yes.

  Rory Knox I just knew that people were like, when I posted about, like, new podcast help people like Matt, this is the one for you or, you know.

  Matt Slayer Well, I mean, that happened, but like, other people were like, oh, other Rando fans were like, oh, why is Rory not been on the show?

  Rory Knox Yeah, okay. I like this idea that you have fans are going to enjoy hearing that. I came on and listening to me right now. This is for you.

  Matt Slayer They will enjoy 2 hours of you flirting with me.

  Rory Knox Ha ha ha ha.

  Rory Knox I hate my life.

  Matt Slayer Do you do? Why do you hate your life?

  Rory Knox Why for this?

  Matt Slayer And whiskey. That's not true.

  Rory Knox Could you? I'm sure that tastes crazy together. Sounds horrible. Soggy.

  Matt Slayer I mean, I'll pour you some if you really.

  Rory Knox Oh, no. I want you to be the one that tries. I don't want to be the one.

  Matt Slayer Why do I have to be your guinea pig?

  Matt Slayer It's bad enough you're trying to penetrate me. I'm not going to enable anybody.

  Rory Knox Bad enough or okay. I guess it's bad.

  Matt Slayer Yeah. I'm not getting sounded. That's not happening.

  Rory Knox I've never done that to the guy. But I'm very curious of a.

  Matt Slayer You should people. You're being curious about it like.

  Rory Knox I never thought I would be so into fisting guys until I fisted a guy. So the problem sounding probably has the same effect. Probably.

  Matt Slayer Probably let me know how that goes. I won't be there for it.

  Matt Slayer I won't be. Nothing is going to mean Eraser.

  Rory Knox Is a tiny metal rod on Amazon right now.

  Matt Slayer I am old school enough. Like.

  Rory Knox Oh, Kelly Roses to set me off. Names drop. I apologize.

  Matt Slayer I am old school enough to like for gonorrhea in chlamydia. Back in the day they had a Q-Tip your fucking urethra.

  Rory Knox Yeah, yeah.

  Matt Slayer And boy, that was fucking.

  Rory Knox Miserable. Maybe it's like anal where you just have to breathe through it, you know, you.

  Matt Slayer Have there is no breathing through.

  Rory Knox The mental space and then use like breathe through it.

  Matt Slayer There is no breathing through breathe.

  Rory Knox You allow the thing into your body. That's what anal is for me. Like, it's a mental experience so just breathe. Next time you pull it burning.

  Matt Slayer Does it burn necessary to prove after anal?

  Rory Knox No.

  Matt Slayer Well, after doing my dick Q-Tip for an acid test, next time I peed. Still burned.

  Rory Knox That's unfortunate. Right.

  Matt Slayer So the idea of sounding hard pass.

  Rory Knox All right.

  Matt Slayer Roses is taken off the road. I'm done. I've done. Done. There's no sounding. I'm out. All right.

  Rory Knox All right. I had to do that for a visual cue.

  Matt Slayer I appreciate it. I appreciate you coming to the bit.

  Rory Knox Since.

  Matt Slayer We have gone off on such random fucking tangents.

  Rory Knox Yeah, I remember that question you asked me at the very beginning. What are you up to lately? And then here we are at this point in the conversation. Yeah, that's all. This podcast goes blank, you know, for sure it works. I like that. When I do my own podcast, thing, I want a lot of it to be conversational.

  Matt Slayer There and hopefully a little more structured.

  Rory Knox A little structured. But I want like a lot of the conversational back and forth. I will be pulling things back to where it's when they go too far.

  Matt Slayer So I don't think they ever go too far.

  Rory Knox I mean, because you don't have like a basis point or like structure.

  Matt Slayer I put a little structure. A little.

  Rory Knox A little. Okay.

  Matt Slayer My my overall goal, and I've said this all time and time again, is I want the audience to feel like they just walked into a conversation that we were having at a bar.

  Rory Knox Yeah, yeah. Which is essentially what this whole thing has been. So it's pretty accurate. Yeah. Yeah.

  Matt Slayer It's an advertising.

  Rory Knox Hmm.

  Matt Slayer You never know. I was a weird company for the.

  Rory Knox Callback because I've been doing it.

  Matt Slayer I was just curious, like, you not want me to see that.

  Rory Knox It was a it was a callback.

  Matt Slayer Oh, I got a callback. Not a callback. Anything but a callback.

  Rory Knox It's all I know. The only podcasts I really listen to is like we talked about Comedy Bang Bang, which is an improv called podcast called Past.

  Matt Slayer I can't believe in a couple of weeks since I booked you, you haven't listened to.

  Rory Knox A single episode of the show. Was I supposed to?

  Matt Slayer No.

  Rory Knox No. You told me, like, what it was like. It conversational is if we were drinking at the end, talking in the bar.

  Matt Slayer That doesn't mean you weren't curious and you weren't.

  Rory Knox The three time.

  Matt Slayer Going into this zip line.

  Rory Knox I spend my free time playing Sudoku and that's it.

  Matt Slayer Sudoku. Wow. How old are you?

  Rory Knox 94

  Matt Slayer Apparently, you're the old the elder at this fucking table, not me.

  Rory Knox I play like a ridiculous mouse.

  Matt Slayer Okay, you play some mahjong, too.

  Rory Knox I have been known to fuck around, roomie. Shh.

  Matt Slayer Shit. I think I broke Rory. Just laugh at me.

  Rory Knox Hey, it only happened twice. Okay. Have you ever seen Twin Peaks?

  Matt Slayer Watch One Fire, Walk with me or series? The new one on Showtime are the originals.

  Rory Knox Like the original two series seasons? A little bit. Okay. Okay. No fire. Walk with me. On me. I'm sure you noticed it.

  Matt Slayer I mean, I saw the walking.

  Rory Knox Walking anyway. I just remember my my my hysterical laughing reminded me of Agent Dale Cooper at the end going. Where is spoiler.

  Matt Slayer Well, it's really a 30 year old.

  Rory Knox Channel where they and Indian like, you know, laughing like the broken mirrors. I'm going to be like in your bathroom, like breaking my head against the mirror.

  Matt Slayer So are you a fan of Lynch.

  Rory Knox I I haven't gone too much into those other works. I just really, really, really like Twin Peaks.

  Matt Slayer You never see Mulholland Drive or Blue Velvet really?

  Rory Knox Really. Well, show me. Sure thing. Okay, we have, like, a movie list now.

  Matt Slayer Apparently, Roger and I are going to be hanging out.

  Rory Knox A lot yeah. We're gonna watch movies. Hey, maybe that's, like, another, like, web series.

  Matt Slayer Matt and Rory watch movies.

  Rory Knox Hey, everyone else does it.

  Matt Slayer Now we're derivative and doing a thing.

  Rory Knox Wow. Oh, I just stomped on the floor, and just an hour, I just realized I am annoying your neighbor fuck them. Fuck the fourth floor.

  Matt Slayer 44. Wow. Way to document and let people know I live on the fifth floor. Thanks, Rory. Thanks thanks.

  Rory Knox Thanks. I'm so sorry that your whole household is going to get murdered because of me.

  Matt Slayer No, I mean, unfortunately, poor home invaders are going to get murdered because of you. I ain't going out like that.

  Rory Knox You have your firearms.

  Matt Slayer Yes, I do. Oh, no, they're not out of the goddamn table. You're not going to let our fucking firearm be in arm's reach of a random porn star.

  Rory Knox Oh, okay. Fair.

  Matt Slayer That's how I die.

  Rory Knox So. Right. I see your bed.

  Matt Slayer One of them.

  Rory Knox Behind one of the frames. I just they're ripping things off walls. By this, I.

  Matt Slayer Mean, that's how I go get a gun. Look, who's over is over. Okay, well, it's about that time I've only had a possible shoot a guest once.

  Rory Knox Were they robbing?

  Matt Slayer You know, they punched me in the head.

  Rory Knox Was this a person you thought was your friend?

  Matt Slayer This so someone who got bought.

  Rory Knox Did you offend them?

  Matt Slayer Yeah, probably. I mean, I'm assuming that's why they punch me in the head.

  Rory Knox The people's egos, you know, people's egos are crazy.

  Matt Slayer I mean, mostly it's.

  Rory Knox Going to be the death of the world.

  Matt Slayer I mean, I've told the story on air, but mostly it was probably me being the submissive one. They told me that my ass.

  Rory Knox You were.

  Matt Slayer Dismissive.

  Rory Knox Oh.

  Matt Slayer Well, I won't. What are you. What are you saying?

  Rory Knox Yeah. Yeah. And then they tried to prove it. Hmm. That's ego.

  Matt Slayer Yeah. And then punched in the head. And then when he went whose bathroom I went and got a gun.

  Rory Knox Don't fuck with Matt.

  Matt Slayer You know, like I told the story on there, but, like, it was one of those things, like, I didn't pull it because it didn't escalate. I wanted to de-escalate the situation.

  Rory Knox Oh, okay. So he didn't know that you had the gun on, right? Okay. Gotcha. But you did arm yourself. You didn't know.

  Matt Slayer How it was. I didn't know this to know who assaulted me in my own fucking home.

  Rory Knox Yeah. Yeah, that's a crazy thing to do, right?

  Matt Slayer So, like, I got him out of my house, de-escalate the situation, but, like, if he had gone to assault me again, yeah, we probably would listen to right now because I probably would have been stabbed to death by his fucking very rich father.

  Rory Knox That's fair. Is there a lot of nepotism in porn?

  Matt Slayer Oh, this was an important story. Oh, this is mainstream.

  Rory Knox Oh, okay. Got you. In that case. In that case, yeah, there's probably a lot.

  Matt Slayer More off here. I'll tell you who it was, but.

  Rory Knox Okay, terrific. Your listeners probably already know. No, no.

  Matt Slayer No. I'm asking you the person's name off, like, off air.

  Rory Knox Will you?

  Matt Slayer Like, they told the story.

  Rory Knox But the episode came out.

  Matt Slayer No, no.

  Rory Knox Oh, got to.

  Matt Slayer Watch holy fuck. I wish I could have aired that episode because it was such a shit show.

  Rory Knox Oh, boy.

  Matt Slayer Like some of the wildest stories.

  Rory Knox What's that? When Matt and I become really good friends at lotsa. Listen to that. Oh, man, I've become really good friends.

  Matt Slayer I like some of the wild stories of Urban told in the show. We're told during that up. So that never aired.

  Rory Knox Oh, man.

  Matt Slayer It was such a shit show. And this is the preview pretty before I was really. It was audio only, so.

  Rory Knox Okay.

  Matt Slayer And I had to but sorry for the audience who heard the story but I had my buddy who'd like help set it up like I had to hit him off like what the fuck was that? And I had to explain to him that like this is like what we were shooting and like, that's not how firearms works in real life.

  Matt Slayer Like, I was going to shoot him center mass. And the threats. You're ex-military, you know, how actual guns work.

  Rory Knox Oh, yeah, absolutely. I bring okay. And my guns shooting like.

  Matt Slayer You know, you don't shoot people in the leg.

  Rory Knox I mean, if you're trying to like if you're trying, like, not to kill, but I'm like, sure, you. But you're trying to kill them.

  Matt Slayer Right? You were trained in firearms. Were you trained to shoot?

  Rory Knox If he's armed and he has a gun as well, then, of course, like, kill him. But if he's unarmed and all he has is his hands, then just like a fucking flesh wounds, bro.

  Matt Slayer That is not how you were trained. I promise you, that was not.

  Rory Knox How we were trained to kill.

  Matt Slayer Right? Because you were trained just as well as.

  Rory Knox I was civilian. And this isn't like warfare.

  Matt Slayer Wolf, because when I have a lot of armed security background and I was trained just as was you were.

  Rory Knox You said that. Yeah.

  Matt Slayer God just was you were that. You shooter and a threat.

  Rory Knox Mm.

  Matt Slayer And you're not aiming for extremities because when people move, that's when you mess center. Mass is also because it's just a fucking hit.

  Rory Knox That's true. Yeah. Yeah. Because even if you're off, like, one way or the other, you're still hitting something, right? Yeah. So is that what you shoot, right? Mm.

  Matt Slayer I mean, not like that, but but don't give me that shit like. Oh, well, you should know. You are fuckin trained by the U.S. government. No one ever trained you to shoot extremities.

  Rory Knox Yeah, but, like, I'm not. I don't hold a gun for the U.S. government anymore. If I ever held a gun now, I would not shoot to kill.

  Matt Slayer No, I would shoot under threat.

  Rory Knox Verbiage is everything.

  Matt Slayer Yeah. Semantics are important.

  Rory Knox Semantics over it.

  Matt Slayer But I don't ever want to, like, does because I had other friends were like, why don't you draw the gun on? Like, because that would have escalated the situation, right? Like, that weapon was in my waistband just in case it. That's because I don't know the student government with me in my own fucking home. My goal was to get them out the door.

  Matt Slayer If it escalated, I wasn't going to fight it. I was going to end the threat Nods non-verbally, certainly non-verbally. Yes.

  Rory Knox Yeah.

  Matt Slayer Yeah. Then I was able to, you know, de-escalate the situation. Get him out of my apartment.

  Rory Knox I'll drink to that.

  Matt Slayer Is it because, boy, his father was a student into Libyan.

  Rory Knox Was it Elon Musk and Grimes is baby a X one? Yes.

  Matt Slayer I fought a math problem. On my part. Yes. Ha ha ha ha. This is what I get for not being good at math.

  Rory Knox Oh.

  Matt Slayer How does Grimes justify fucking Elon Musk.

  Rory Knox Just did you see, like, the article that was out recently about them having a second baby and she tried to keep it a secret during an interview inside of her own home.

  Matt Slayer Honestly, how does she justify having sex with him when she publicly was like, He doesn't pay for my albums?

  Rory Knox Yeah. Wait, they broke up, right? I thought they did. And then they had a second baby out of nowhere anyway.

  Matt Slayer I mean, his his. The game must be great.

  Rory Knox I doubt that.

  Matt Slayer I do, too. But why would you do that if you're.

  Rory Knox Really down Elon Musk's fox?

  Matt Slayer I mean, obviously, Fox the.

  Rory Knox I mean, like, I don't think he fucks, you know? Well.

  Matt Slayer I mean, why would you keep your.

  Rory Knox Phone possibly I mean, why was embarrassing.

  Matt Slayer Why would you keep coming around? Like, if he's not paying for your shit.

  Rory Knox Has so much money.

  Matt Slayer But he's not using it. What good is that fucking money if he's not using it for you?

  Rory Knox I'm sure he's buying her other things.

  Matt Slayer I mean, if you're not buying me studio time. Fuck you, bro.

  Rory Knox Yeah, I mean, he should invest in her if, like, they have a baby. But anyway, I've.

  Matt Slayer Invested in worse. I have definitely invested a lot in the name of pussy.

  Rory Knox I'm going to have to find this out. On my own. I will start a you a new series.

  Matt Slayer You're going to start podcast with Grimes.

  Rory Knox Watch Rory. Yeah, it goes after Elon. Just to find out how that dick is. Oh, shit.

  Matt Slayer Yeah, I know firsthand.

  Rory Knox I feel like I need do I owe it to the listeners now?

  Matt Slayer I pull out the idea but.

  Rory Knox Hey, no, I'm not trying to get impregnated is why not? Because.

  Matt Slayer I mean, your next of kin will definitely be taken care of.

  Rory Knox That's so true. That's so true. Yeah. Maybe how high is his IQ? Because if I think about reproducing with a human, I consider how well, how high their IQ is.

  Matt Slayer I mean, so you're trying to gophers, trying to go for someone in like high double double digits.

  Rory Knox High double digits. Oh, sorry, Matt. It won't be you.

  Matt Slayer Thank God.

  Rory Knox You're not ready to.

  Matt Slayer I mean, Rory, we're only going to have anal.

  Rory Knox So the man after my heart.

  Matt Slayer Now ask your boss.

  Rory Knox Oh, duh.

  Matt Slayer Who just say I'm going to risk it with you.

  Rory Knox Don't have an aortic fetish? No. And you. And you and me.

  Matt Slayer I mean, what are you going to IQ? IQ test deal? I'm like, right before you let. Well, I'm.

  Rory Knox Sure he knows what his IQ.

  Matt Slayer Is. You're going to trust his judgment on this.

  Rory Knox So he is.

  Matt Slayer Such a sucker's play, like. I mean, Rory, I have 129 IQ.

  Rory Knox That's not even considerable for me.

  Matt Slayer Right? I just going to believe him taking first word.

  Rory Knox I need at least one 60.

  Matt Slayer Is that the the barrier?

  Rory Knox Yeah.

  Matt Slayer So really exceptionally gifted is one 60 to one 79.

  Rory Knox Check it where do you think you're at?

  Matt Slayer 81

  Rory Knox Do you know. I doubt that.

  Matt Slayer Why do you doubt that.

  Rory Knox I think you're smarter than that.

  Matt Slayer Well apparently you're 89 then.

  Rory Knox I'm all right to say.

  Matt Slayer You say I'm wearing a diaper right now.

  Rory Knox You're not You just got up and drained your narrow urethra like 15 minutes ago.

  Matt Slayer Oh yeah. The diver is full.

  Rory Knox Jesus. What is this like 30 into here.

  Matt Slayer Shenanigans.

  Rory Knox Fair.

  Matt Slayer I'm wildly self-deprecating. If you hadn't guess.

  Rory Knox Do people just tune out at a certain point?

  Matt Slayer Yes.

  Rory Knox Huh.

  Matt Slayer But that was like an hour ago, so.

  Rory Knox Hey, if you're listening to this, please dm me on Twitter. I need to know.

  Matt Slayer Rory needs to know what did.

  Rory Knox Do and unfollow Matt that way. I know it's real.

  Matt Slayer On that note. Oh, wow. Wow. Or is it taking my already?

  Rory Knox I'm calling for your followers. Bro.

  Matt Slayer You can share them with me. You don't have to steal them.

  Rory Knox I know. You have to pick one I show boobs.

  Matt Slayer I do, too.

  Rory Knox Oh, fuck. This is way more than I thought.

  Rory Knox Okay.

  Matt Slayer Yeah, I'll show some trunk if you stick around.

  Rory Knox Can I check your prostate? You know, there's no.

  Matt Slayer Not use it around my Twitter followers. They get double check my prostate.

  Rory Knox Huh? So I'm going to start. Go fund me so we can afford a doctor to check my prostate.

  Matt Slayer I have insurance so I'm not marrying the fund.

  Rory Knox Yeah, I wouldn't waste on someone, but I had insurance. I would not waste my marriage. Right. Well, I'm glad that that's never gonna happen between us.

  Matt Slayer I'm glad we settled this first night hanging out in person. We've already said that we're not getting married.

  Rory Knox This is that solid, too.

  Matt Slayer Because we're apparently going to watch a bunch of movies together, but not get married.

  Rory Knox Hey, that's. That's all we want out of our friendship.

  Matt Slayer I don't believe you.

  Rory Knox Um, most of your IQ is over one 60. Then I might want more.

  Matt Slayer 78 just keeps going down.

  Rory Knox I know, right? That's not what you said earlier. I wasn't going to say anything, but I'm glad that you acknowledged that yes.

  Matt Slayer Or every moment or I do. It keeps going down.

  Rory Knox That was clever, and I hate to punch you in the head.

  Matt Slayer When did the first half before you push me in the head, why don't we call last call on this motherfucker or to some food? Where can I find you on the things.

  Rory Knox My handle is all over the place. It is all at Rory. Rory knocks out. Why are we cannot X? That's me. I'm on Instagram and Twitter and only fans, if you feel so inclined yeah. Unfollow Matt before you follow me, though. That way. No, it's real.

  Matt Slayer Wow. Wow.

  Rory Knox If you follow me and I check your page, they see that we have, if you like, a mutual follower, we're going to have beef.

  Matt Slayer I love that. Rory, Zak and on Follow Me Herself.

  Rory Knox No, I got I got to stay on top of my competition.

  Matt Slayer Porsche still has use for me, so.

  Rory Knox Yeah, you're going to edit my blog.

  Matt Slayer Exactly. Exactly.

  Matt Slayer That's right. She's going to put me to work, folks. But as always, you can find me up, Matt, on this course later on Twitter, Matt Lauer on Instagram. Matt, often said on Facebook, Twitter that TV star Matt up and sir you can find the podcast or sorry patron rt.com slash bouncer. I've been drinking out an empty like and if you're find the podcast and now we're drunk on Twitter and now we don't have scroll on Instagram and until next week.

  Matt Slayer Drink up, motherfuckers.

  Rory Knox Well Matt Slater, this is a pleasure. Drink up motherfuckers. I stole you tell you goodbye.